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subject: [Paddlewise] When the world doesn't agree with the map ...
Date: Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:11:42 -0500
Craig wrote:

"Interesting about someone blindly following a GPS along a road marked 
with
signs telling them not to go there."

With youth comes a lot of stupidity, and sometimes it goes well, 
sometimes not.

Once, soon half a century ago, we were a gang of teenagers that trekked 
into the
most inaccessible part of the Swedish north, following the latest maps 
available,
made some 80 years earlier.

We knew the conventional route up onto the highland plateau in the
central of the Sarek National Park, but by studying the map we found a 
hereto
unknown shortcut, between two low peaks. Piece of cake, we thought.

Unfortunately the pass wasn't exactly like it was on the old map (on 
the new,
avaialble just days after we left civilisation there was no pass).  
There was
a lower sector between two peaks, some 1.000 meters up, and it 
definitely
not in level with the high plateau behind, and there was a small gorge 
behind the
map's pass.

The first two in our group of fifteen scrambled straight up the rock 
face, setting off
a small rock slide. While some of the group decided to make dinner 
before trying it,
I, who was third, didn't like the idea of rocks tumbling down, so I 
kept to the left,
where the ground was firmer, but also rockier. Pretty soon I was 
climbing a rock face,
with my 60+ lbs back pack. Those below studied me in their binoculars, 
chatting happily,
interested if I would fall down, or not. I did not, somehow.

I managed eventually get to the top, and down the less steep side 
towards
the gorge. Some way down the hill I unpacked my sleeping back and fell 
instantly
asleep. Some of the stragglers passed me, I seem to recollect, and when
I eventually awoke properly, I was totally alone. Low clouds filled the 
gorge
and covered most of the other side, towards the plateau.

Eventually, I saw a single tent far, far below. I packed as fast as I 
could and
raced down the mountain side, eager not to lose my bearings. And it was
some of my friends, and a day later we were all assembled again.

We were young and stupid (the oldest of us maybe 19), but nothing bad 
happened -
more well prepared has had bad luck and fared much worse.

A friend walking the Kungsleden alone (a 1,000 km trekk from one end to 
the other),
one day saw a guy some distance ahead sitting near the track, probably
admiring the view. Another lone trekker, how nice, but as my friend got 
closer
he thought the man sat a bit oddly, like he was propped up by the back 
pack.

And so he was! Been like that for a few weeks, at least, but my friend 
was the first
to pass this gentleman's last resting place, as it was very late in the 
walking season.

A few days later my friend managed to reach a cabin with a phone, and 
call the proper
authorities.

So doing stupid things, like trekking, or paddling, alone, can be both 
rewarding, and fatal!

But you can also have a fatal accident, when you least expect it. 
Another friend
used to work in the harbour, as a longshoreman, when one day a crane 
repairer
dropped a wrench. It hit a colleage of my friend, half of it sticking 
out of the guy's
hard hat, but he was still conscious, so my friend called an ambulance, 
and all
went well till the doctors lifted off the hard hat, to inspect the 
damage. The skull
failed fatally the moment the hat was taken off ....

Another guy I knew slightly, worked in one of the shipyards here. All 
hot jobs were,
for safety reasons, done outdoors, in a container, so as usual he put 
his hard hat on,
with his small soldering job outdoors, wearing his old worn clogs, 
again, as usual.

It was a clear cold day, and just in his path there was a little patch 
of ice, and
naturally he slipped, falling backwards with such a snap that the hard 
hat (who
he used without a strap under his chin) fell off and he crashed his 
head against
the hard ground, cracking his skull in the process. Nobody missed him 
till after
lunch, and by then he had bled to death. If he had had a wooly hat, or 
why not
a Russian-style winter hat, made out of thick fur, he would probably 
not even
had had a concussion!

Occasionally the odds are against us, and we get away scot free!

Scot free and Scotland, is Swedish did you know that?!

Scot, or as we Swedes spell it today "skatt", means tax, so when the 
Vikings
ruled northern England they called it the Land of Tax, as the 
inhabitants were
forced to pay tax to their Viking rulers. So originally scot free, was 
evading
paying the taxes due to us Vikings ;-)!

"En skatt", is a treasure, but many collected "skatter" becomes a 
Treasury :-)!

As the Phrase Finder puts it:

"Scot as a term for tax has been used since then to mean many different 
types of tax.
Whatever the tax, the phrase 'scot free' just refers to not paying 
one's taxes.

No one likes paying tax and people have been getting off scot free 
since
at least the 16th century. This reference from Vincent Skinner's 
translation of
Reginaldus Gonsalvius Montanus's A discovery and playne declaration of
sundry subtill practises of the holy inquisition of Spayne dates from 
1598:

     Escape scotte free."

http://www.phrases.org.uk/
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