Re: [Paddlewise] Drag Net

From: Gordin Warner <gwarner2_at_shaw.ca>
Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2010 13:43:28 -0800
From: "Bradford R. Crain

>    I don't understand why they threw him a life vest. Seems like a waste
> of precious tax dollars. Besides, he clearly wanted to go for a swim.
> So let him.
>
Well if he'd made it to Lake Pend Oreille in Idaho the Uberdeputy, would 
have thrown him a life vest, just after he finished his coffee and donut.

What the h#ll is an Underdeputy anyway?  Is this some new form of police 
speak?  If I'd been the suspect I'd have thrown the life vest back and 
yelled, "I'm not taking no stinking life vest from an Underdeputy.  You get 
the Overdeputy down here right now or I'll drown myself."

What sort of self respecting criminal would allow himself to be captured by 
something calling themselves an Underdeputy.  Can you imagine a female 
office putting up with such a title.  Is the world going nuts, wait I think 
I know the answer.

Underdeputy dog Gordin Warner
Indeed! 
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