Re: [Paddlewise] Drag Net

 Craig Jungers

> On Fri, Mar 5, 2010  wrote:


>> I think the article specified the "Undersheriff" not the "Underdeputy". 
>> The
> Undersheriff is the assistant to the Sheriff (which, in this County, is an
> elected office).
>
> Apparently the culprit kidnapped an out-of-town construction worker who 
> was
> staying at a local motel along with a female. The female was originally
> thought to be another victim of the kidnapping but turned out to be an
> accomplice (although did not, apparently, jump in the lake).
>
> They forced the construction worker to buy them some stuff at Wal-Mart and
> then took him back to his motel and released him. ..... They stopped
> for a bite to eat at a Denny's next to the freeway where cops found them
> with the Wal-Mart loot still in the car.
>
> Never a dull moment in Moses Lake.


Come on Craig!  even I can tell when you're making things up. Out-of-town 
construction worker, yeah right.  But thanks for clearing up the confusion 
between Underdeputy and Undersheriff.  Who would want to be an Underdeputy 
when you could be an Undersheriff.  Cool.

"My names Friday.  Undersheriff Friday and this is the city.  Moses Lake 
Washington.

That's right Undersheriff Friday. Stop that sniggering do you find something 
funny?"

No, I'm just wondering where's Sheriff Friday?

"There is no Sheriff Friday."

But you just said you are under sheriff Friday, so where's Friday?

"Look  there is no Sheriff Friday."

Sure what ever?

"OK lets get started.  I called this press conference to inform you that 
there's a crime wave sweeping our shores.  That's right it's not even safe 
for an out-of-town construction worker to hook up with a local girl.  This 
could have a devastating impact on the local economy.  In addition people 
are escaping from the chain gang, kidnapping innocent out-of-town 
construction workers and forcing  them to shop at Wal-Mart."

Which Wal-Mart?  "The one right here in Moses Lake."  How do you know the 
girl was a local?  "She's the Sheriff's sister."  What's her name? 
"Gendarme." Where is she now?  "At large."  How far is that from Moses Lake? 
"What!"  Never mind, is she an accomplish?  "No she's a Pentecostal. How 
much time will the kidnapper get?  "Minimum Twenty years."  How much for 
shopping at Wal-Mart?  "Minimum Thirty years."  How much for swimming 
without a PFD?  "Minimum Forty years."  Will that be consecutive or 
concurrent?  "Doesn't matter."  Why not, who's hearing the case?  "Judge 
Jungers."

Right I'll get the rope.

There's a thousand stories in the naked City.  This is just one of them.

Underworked Warner
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