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From: Tord <tord_at_mindless.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] [PaddleWise] Oil spills
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 04:37:54 -0400
Carey wrote:

> Google "oil eating bacteria" there's lots of info. I don't want to 
post
links or the spam grabber may not permit the e-mail thru in a timely
fashion. <

Remember a long time ago when NASA had problems with the kerosene
they use in their rockets to the moon - it just disappeared, tons of 
it! Someone stole
it from their vast tanks, and after having ruled out human thieves, 
they eventually
associated it with the gunk they found in the bottom of the tanks: 
bacteria!

So this bacteria, whose name I've forgotten completely - maybe NASAii?!,
thrived in an environment consisting of just kerosene: no light, no 
air, nothing!

Nowadays they add a biocide to lower the losses of kerosene, and It 
seems it
still works!

Tord
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] [PaddleWise] Oil spills
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:48:42 -0700
On Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 1:37 AM, Tord <tord_at_mindless.com> wrote:

>
> So this bacteria, whose name I've forgotten completely - maybe NASAii?!,
> thrived in an environment consisting of just kerosene: no light, no air,
> nothing!
>
> Two things spring to mind:

a) Perhaps the bacteria do not thrive in an environment which includes salt
water; and,

b) The lighter molecules (naptha, etc.) probably evaporate quickly. This may
include diesel and kerosine so that they aren't around long enough for the
bacteria to get at for a decent meal. In a tank system there is
substantially lower evaporation.

I wonder if this accounts for the loss of rum in several bottles purchased
ten or more years ago by my wife. I remember a teen-aged girl who had
convinced her parents that their stashes of booze were "evaporating" because
they weren't screwing the caps back on tightly enough. I still get a chuckle
out of that. I wonder if she has teen-aged kids of her own and whether karma
is doing its job. :)

Craig Jungers
Moses Lake, WA
www.nwkayaking.net
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From: Darryl Johnson <darryl_johnson_at_rogers.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] [PaddleWise] Oil spills
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:05:24 -0400
On 21/06/2010 4:48 PM, Craig Jungers wrote:
> On Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 1:37 AM, Tord<tord_at_mindless.com>  wrote:
>
>    
>> So this bacteria, whose name I've forgotten completely - maybe NASAii?!,
>> thrived in an environment consisting of just kerosene: no light, no air,
>> nothing!
>>
>> Two things spring to mind:
>>      
> a) Perhaps the bacteria do not thrive in an environment which includes salt
> water; and,
>
> b) The lighter molecules (naptha, etc.) probably evaporate quickly. This may
> include diesel and kerosine so that they aren't around long enough for the
> bacteria to get at for a decent meal. In a tank system there is
> substantially lower evaporation.
>
> I wonder if this accounts for the loss of rum in several bottles purchased
> ten or more years ago by my wife. I remember a teen-aged girl who had
> convinced her parents that their stashes of booze were "evaporating" because
> they weren't screwing the caps back on tightly enough. I still get a chuckle
> out of that. I wonder if she has teen-aged kids of her own and whether karma
> is doing its job. :)
>
> Craig Jungers
> Moses Lake, WA
> www.nwkayaking.net
>    
You guys seem to be missing the obvious. Simply gather up all the oil 
and place it in old NASA fuel storage tanks. In the proper anaerobic 
environment, the bacteria will do their work and all your problems will 
be solved.

It would save a *lot* of time and effort if they ran a pipe from the 
wellhead to the storage tanks, thus bypassing all that mucking about in 
boats (as Toad of Toad Hall would say).

Doesn't BP have anybody with some common sense on their staff? Why do I 
have to do all the heavy lifting?

I do have one serious question though: what do they do with the water 
they use to clean the wildlife off with? Does it simply go down the 
drain and back out into the Gulf?

(The serious question posed to counter-point the nonsensical stuff just 
before. In case anyone missed the whimsy.)

-- 
   Darryl
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] [PaddleWise] Oil spills
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:38:42 -0700
After giving this issue much serious thought, it occurs that these bacteria 
are simply
too small. What is needed are bacteria on steroids, ie, beefy guys the size 
of VW beetles.
Then you would see the oil disappear faster than it can emerge from the 
well-head.
What say we expose some of these bacteria to some good old-fashioned 
radioactivity,
just like in those sci-fi movies, and then watch them go to work. There 
could be a problem
though if they can't discern between a yummy glob of oil and say, a tasty 
seakayak, or heaven
forbid, a jet-ski.

Brad

> You guys seem to be missing the obvious. Simply gather up all the oil and 
> place it in old NASA fuel storage tanks. In the proper anaerobic 
> environment, the bacteria will do their work and all your problems will be 
> solved.
>
> It would save a *lot* of time and effort if they ran a pipe from the 
> wellhead to the storage tanks, thus bypassing all that mucking about in 
> boats (as Toad of Toad Hall would say).
>
> Doesn't BP have anybody with some common sense on their staff? Why do I 
> have to do all the heavy lifting?

>   Darryl
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