[Paddlewise] Groaners

So a couple of Canadians in the Great White North were paddling late in the
season on a chilly day.  Rather than run into trouble from hypothermia, they
started a small fire to keep warm, which in turn led to the adage 

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"You can't have your kayak and heat it too."
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