There was a boat captain named Kirk, His kayak went slightly berserk, It slid off his car, But didn't go far, It simply struck pavement with a jirk. The good captain will paddle again, Insurance will mollify the pain, And never once more, Will his craft strike the floor, For the good captain is easy to train. -- Bradford R. Crain (not quiting my day job yet) Quoting Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>: > There was a young man named Kirk, > Whose kayak would no longer wirk, > When he asked for more money > He looked at his honey > And all he could see was her smirk. > > A kayak on top of a car > Can blow off but may not go far > Just pick up what's left > Don't feel bereft, > And make your way to a bar. > > Mark made me do it, > Anonymous > > > On Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 2:49 PM, Mark Sanders > <marksanders_at_sandmarks.net>wrote: > >> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall >> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall >> Big hunks of carbon and shards of FG >> Guess it's time for a new boat for ME!!! >> >> Anonymous *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Wed Mar 02 2011 - 21:01:11 PST
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