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From: Gary J. MacDonald <garyj_at_teksavvy.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Too Small
Date: Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:48:29 -0400
This comment about it being too tight reminds me . . .

A many about town had a headache that would not go away.  A sharp pain in his 
head, just above his right ear.  Drugs did not work, scans showed everything 
normal, and the doctors could do nothing.

Eventually, one neurologist told him that there was one cure, if he was willing 
to accept the consequences...he would have to be castrated.  After several years 
of almost unbearable pain, he was willing to take this dramatic step.

After recovering from surgery, he tried to re-start his life.  One thing he did 
was go out and get some new clothes.  He went to a little shop in his 
neighbourhood, run by a wizened old eastern-European immigrant, to order a 
couple of new suits.

The proprietor sized him up pretty quickly, estimating measurements and body 
shape, and making notes.  He took a few measurements which always matched his 
estimates.  There was a discount on anything else he bought at the same time, so 
the customer decided to get some socks and underwear, and other basics, and 
started listing what he wanted, and the sizes.

"Size 32 undershorts, about 6 pairs," he said.

"Size 34," responded the proprietor.  "You need size 34."

"No, size 32 is what I have been wearing for years and years," the customer 
responded.

But the proprietor replied, "no, size 34.  If you wear size 32, you is a gonna 
get a pain right here," he said as he pointed to a spot right above his right ear.



On 25/05/2012 2:53 AM, Paul Hayward wrote:
> Doug Lloyd said:
> It's when you put it all on and your voice rises an octave... That's too tight 
> ! Best Regards Paul Hayward, Auckland, New Zealand 
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