Re: [Paddlewise] tents

From: Dave Kruger <dkruger_at_seasurf.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 21:59:57 -0800
BRADFORD R. CRAIN wrote:
> 
>      Does anyone have any good tent stories to tell?

A few from my long-ago days as a climber:  

1. Watching a couple JanSport 2-man domes sail off over the Mazama
Glacier into crevasses (sleeping bags and all) because no one anchored
them -- thought the gear would keep 'em put!  

2. Leaning up against an A-frame pole rig in a Trailwise 2-man half the
night because the pole bent so much in 60 knot winds I was sure it would
give (it didn't).  Same night a client who was told to make sure
EVERYTHING had a rock on it so it would not blow away put rocks on her
*crampons!*  Everything went sailing that night -- Thermarests, loose
clothing, couple sleeping bags, but not the crampons!

3. Several flattened tents -- mostly domes, but one A-frame -- from high
winds.

4. One tent fire, when one guy lit a Bluet stove at the entrance as
another missed a cartridge change just inside the door and the spewed
butane made a cloud of droplets.  Only wasted the door and a down
parka.  No injuries, except to the pocketbook and someone's pride!

5. Washed my first decent tent -- first one I owned with a rain fly --
to the detriment of the early PU coating -- bye-bye waterproofness!

6. Couple times (once on a sea kayak trip) I forgot the tent poles!  Not
as bad as the time I forgot my sleeping bag!

7. One very "aromatic" night in a crowded 3-man tent after a healthy
dinner of soybean-enriched spaghetti sauce.  Olfactory sensors have not
been the same since!

8. Brought my small one-man tent instead of the two-man, first (second?)
time I went camping with my sweetie.  Cozy, but must have been OK -- we
are going on 6 years of togetherness -- take that, Dr. Ruth!

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
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