Re: [Paddlewise] Re: places, greener grass

From: Mad Poodle <MadPoodle_at_aol.com>
Date: Wed, 25 Feb 1998 21:12:49 EST
In a message dated 2/25/98 11:18:33 AM, 735769_at_ican.net wrote:

>If the people in Oregon don't want more people then be careful not to upset
>
>the Canadians. Every year we send thousands of northern rejects to Florida
>
>where they walk around half naked (not a pretty sight at their age), talk
>
>about nothing but hockey and pollute the ocean with suntan oil. You don't
>
>want that to happen in Oregon.

	Heavens no. Please keep sending them here, and the rest of you head to Oregon
please. Aside from the tornadoes, hurricanes, and mosquito's already
discussed, please dont forget the cockroaches the size of Airstream trailers,
the zillions of unidentified creepy crawlies hiding in your bed, and the fact
that a working knowledge of Spanish, Creole, Patois, Portugese, and Redneck
are required to live here. Add to that the will to live in 100 degree heat
with 125% humidity, and obviously Oregon is mucho better to live.. Go away!!

Scott

In Hell........ Go Away....... Its Terrible..... Go West.....

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