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From: Philip Wylie <pjwylie_at_planet.eon.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Paddling with Crocs
Date: Fri, 06 Feb 1998 18:36:03 -0700
Here is a short interesting story extracted from "SALTY DOG" which
tells of the authors experience with crocs.
Enjoy!


Cheers,

Philip Wylie



     Paddling in the Everglades

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     Swamplands & Sorcery                                    [Image]

     By Robert Huszar

     Every time I lift a paddle I'm conscious of its magic. Every trip
     has a touch, while some trips are so drenched with energies that
     somewhere along the way the entire event sparks to life and takes
     on a mantle of almost fairy tale character.

     So it was during our Everglades paddle. The magic moment occurred
     during our fourth day on the water. I was traveling with long-time
     paddler Joe Generic and his son Archie. We had just traveled
     north, up and around Cape Sable, and were proceeding east on the
     Little Shark River, traversing it to the interior. Dusk had not
     fallen but Luna was full and rising on the horizon before us.
     Suddenly a dolphin broke the surface, leaping free of liquid
     fingers to momentarily fly framed against the moon, an ancient
     coin held aloft in almost night.

     Generally the mosquitos hadn't been bad except during the
     nightmare hours when they could overwhelm to the point of madness.

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                       " The Magic Was Beginning !! "

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     The magic was beginning, it pulsed alive in the darkening sky. We
     pulled into a nearby bank, preparing for the evening ritual. Joe
     tenderly tucked his son's clothing tightly around him and then
     lavishly anointed him. (Generally, the mosquitos hadn't been bad,
     except during the nightmare hours when they could overwhelm to the
     point of madness. As the light would wane, a low hum would settle
     in amongst the ever present backdrop of sounds. The hum would grow
     into an incessant buzzing about the head, followed by the
     inevitable burlesque of scratching, slapping and cursing. This
     generally continued until the days misty humidity evaporated and
     the cool, calm of night prevailed. Be warned, however, there are
     some spots so infested that even an arctic eve might prove
     ineffective.) Knowing the pattern I usually declined the dubbing
     with Toluene, the base of many popular repellents and capable of
     dissolving nylon in tents and paddling jackets - one can only
     speculate on its long-term effect on flesh and liver cells - and
     instead opted for head netting and thick work gloves. As Joe
     finished the applications, I pulled out the cashews, apricots and
     chocolate.

     "In the blackness all around us the great beasts snorted and
     splashed, their red eyes laser bright in contrast to the pitch in
     which they lurked."

     A long paddle still lay ahead, and as always, my ever-present
     hunger was concerned that we stock up on fuel. We munched under
     the curious eyes of a White Ibis.

     Not more then fifteen minutes had elapsed since we stopped, but it
     was sufficient for dusk to overtake us. As we paddled, the last of
     the day was consumed and the thickening twilight congealed into
     night. The moon was huge and luminous and rapidly ascending.
     Nearby banks were so thick with vegetation that no light could
     penetrate and the land was consequently lost in its own shadow.
     There were two discernable features, the bright reflective water,
     with branches like a tree running off in all directions and the
     dark, brooding shapeless mass of land scattered alongside.

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        " ... the great beasts snorted and splashed all around us ! "

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     As the night cooled, the sun-lazy alligators began to quicken. In
     the blackness all around us the great beasts snorted and splashed,
     their red eyes laser bright in contrast to the pitch in which they
     lurked. The hours of the hunt were beginning.

     We had roughly 12 miles up the Little Shark River       [Image]
     until we reached the large west south-west channel
     that would take us across the three-mile wide Oyster
     Bay to the islands on its south border and the
     chickee where we would camp. The lower section of the Little Shark
     River is not part of the well marked Wilderness Waterway, but it
     is a navigable channel, hence it was dotted with the traditional
     red and green markers. The trick was finding them in the
     blackness. We paddled on, occasionally flashing our lights as we
     searched for markers, and finding instead hidden eyes searching
     for dinner. After several bouts of light tag we grew accustomed
     to the glowing eyes floating our way in the darkness, which, upon
     realizing we were not bite size, would turn and vector off in
     opposing directions. One gator, apparently misjudging the
     distance, did a quick dive and struck the bottom of my craft with
     his tail, rendering new poetry to the old line of things that go
     bump in the night.

     As the evening progressed an unvoiced reciprocity became rule. You
     avoid us and we avoid you. This truce, however, seemingly came to
     an abrupt end as we rounded a point and a group of approximately
     forty gator eyes floated from the ebony landscape and moved
     ominously in our direction.

     One gator, apparently misjudging the distance, did a quick dive
     and struck the bottom of my craft with his tail.

     It was a telepathic moment: Oh no! and, Wait a minute, gators
     don't hunt in groups! and, We better get out of here! slurred
     together in one long burst of thought, which echoed through all
     three minds simultaneously.

     So thinking, we gently picked up our pace and slowly began moving
     past the point were we thought our boats and the carnivores would
     intersect. But just as the first group of gators emergered from
     the shadows, it suddenly hit me.

     Wait, I said, Look!

     And as the first row of those glaring eye penetrated the
     brightness of mid river, those gleams that appeared so hungry in
     the darkness suddenly lost their luster and became harmless
     bubbles with gentle moonlight dancing softly on their surface.

     Bubbles!! Archie said in disbelief. Joe and I just laughed as we
     took the next bend in the river.

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From: Bob Denton <bob_at_dnax.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Paddling with Crocs
Date: Sun, 8 Feb 1998 13:20:40 -5
Too bad this guy can't write!

cya

Bob Denton
Vice President 
Undersea Breathing Systems
bob_at_dnax.com
http://www.dnax.com
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