Re: [Paddlewise] St. Elmo's Fire ---> Lightening

From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
Date: Wed, 6 May 1998 08:03:52 -0400
My Dear Dear Friends,

I have followed this lightning and paddle thread and am mildly surprised
that such erudite people as the Paddlewsie contributors have not picked up
on this, the true reason why the Inuit developed the Greenland paddle. It
is well known that bone is a poor conductor of electricity and that is why
the Inuit paddle maker tipped his paddle with bone. Some labor under the
impression that the bone tips were to protect the paddle from rock damage
but which would you be more concerned about - being fried by lightning or a
rough paddle tip.

Indeed, a rough tip could have been an advantage in producing more
sensation in the Inuit game of "slap and tickle".


What makes the discovery of the non conducting paddle more significant is
Lightning is a rare thing in the Arctic. Thus the Inuit deduced its
existence and took preventative measures  just in case there was a climatic
change and thunderstorms moved north. Of course, being very cautious people
they also developed the low Greenland stroke that keeps the paddle tip low
and away from lightning strikes. I myself have witnessed how people
paddling with the Greenland stroke rarely get struck by lightning unless
paddling on a golf course with their Nibblick elevated in a sign of elation
for holing a seal in one.

Many have maligned the Inuit saying they had no science but surely this
proves the opposite. It is a superb example of pure science that the Inuit
theorised the existence of lightning and even  developed a method of
dealing with it. In this they anticipated the modern sea kayaker's concern
for safety and obsession with being prepared for every eventuality. What
matters is that the Inuit anticipated Benjamin Franklin by centuries.


Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G
Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters




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