> >Will the Professor Inverberon's come show us down here in Fla. his approach >to other species and just give it a big hug! We can be a little dense some >times on certain things and do not understand and I think this should eer I >mean is one of those times. > As much as I would love to come to Florida and show the crackers how to hug a gator I am otherwise occupied. I suggest a trip to the local Seminole reserve where they can show how it is done. It was there that I learned the art quite by mistake as it turned out. I was drinking in a local road house and heard some cracker say that you couldn't claim to be a man in Florida until you had made love to a Seminole woman and wrestled an alligator. Unfortunately I was rather drunk and misunderstood by getting the two challenges backwards. I lost the fight with the Seminole woman but they gave me extra points for the smile on the gator's face. Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters . *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Fri May 08 1998 - 03:15:01 PDT
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