At 10:42 AM 5/7/98 -0400, John Winters wrote: >> >>Will the Professor Inverberon's come show us down here in Fla. his >approach >>to other species and just give it a big hug! We can be a little dense some >>times on certain things and do not understand and I think this should eer >I >>mean is one of those times. >> >As much as I would love to come to Florida and show the crackers how to hug >a gator I am otherwise occupied. I suggest a trip to the local Seminole >reserve where they can show how it is done. It was there that I learned >the art quite by mistake as it turned out. I was drinking in a local road >house and heard some cracker say that you couldn't claim to be a man in >Florida until you had made love to a Seminole woman and wrestled an >alligator. Unfortunately I was rather drunk and misunderstood by getting >the two challenges backwards. I lost the fight with the Seminole woman but >they gave me extra points for the smile on the gator's face. > >Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G >Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters > >. Doc Crackers are in Georgia not Fla. but for you northerners I can understand the mistake .The Seminole woman you fought was my girl friend I think, don't know about the gator but there is a legend about a horny gator and a part of the big swamp that was bad medicine if you went there.By the way I lose most fights with her to.If you are ever free please feel free to visit and instruct. Dana *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Fri May 08 1998 - 09:58:18 PDT
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