Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids

> From:          WILAX_at_aol.com
> Date:          Tue, 14 Jul 1998 22:35:38 EDT
> To:            paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net
> Subject:       Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids

> Children pollute the environment.  Just look at the tons of gross diapers out
> there.  Kids create noise pollution, when was the last time you had your
> dinner ruined in fancy restaurant by that anal couples kid (can't stand to
> leave him home, I miss him sooooo).  Kids create air pollution; see the
> pollution statement above.  Kids are a safety problem: ever watch a mom feed
> her kid from the drivers seat  of a minivan?  est we forget, kids caused the
> invention of the minivan which is ugly, noisy, smells and is topheavy and
> overall unsafe.   Kids cost everyone a lot of money; 52% of my tax dollar is
> used to educate someone elses kid.  
> Many of the problems in todays society are caused by kids-gone-bad due to lack
> of or poor parenting.
> I suggest we put comprehensive parent licensing in place before we allow
> anymore kids into our society.
> 
> Ok all you "more government" fans .....lets rock
> 
> Tom
> no kids
> 
>  
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>      You're thinking too much. Kids happen. Besides, we are all 
kids at heart. You have met the enemy, and he is us. Ban jetskiis.
         Brad Crain
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