Let's just accept a modified "modest proposal" and eat obnoxious people. No more world hunger. No more complaints when my kids don't behave in a public place. No more inconsiderate jetskiers. No more holier than thou paddlers. Of course, *I* decide who is obnoxious. Hollandaise sauce, anyone? Wynne Americus, GA At 10:35 PM 7/14/98 EDT, WILAX_at_aol.com wrote: >Children pollute the environment. Just look at the tons of gross diapers out >there. Kids create noise pollution, when was the last time you had your >dinner ruined in fancy restaurant by that anal couples kid (can't stand to >leave him home, I miss him sooooo). Kids create air pollution; see the >pollution statement above. Kids are a safety problem: ever watch a mom feed >her kid from the drivers seat of a minivan? est we forget, kids caused the >invention of the minivan which is ugly, noisy, smells and is topheavy and >overall unsafe. Kids cost everyone a lot of money; 52% of my tax dollar is >used to educate someone elses kid. >Many of the problems in todays society are caused by kids-gone-bad due to lack >of or poor parenting. >I suggest we put comprehensive parent licensing in place before we allow >anymore kids into our society. > >Ok all you "more government" fans .....lets rock > >Tom >no kids *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Wed Jul 15 1998 - 10:47:38 PDT
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