Re: [Paddlewise] locating UFO's

From: Jackie Fenton <jackie_at_intelenet.net>
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998 13:59:16 -0700 (PDT)
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> From: "John Winters" <735769_at_ican.net>
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> >Any suggestions where you might see a UFO while paddling?
> 
> I was told by my mother -in-law (now deceased) that Panama City Florida is
> a great place to see UFO's. There is a rumour that she did not die but  was
> taken up into a UFO for experiments but I discount it.

Well, there was the story sometime back about the canoeist that disappeared
into the Okeefenoke swamps for several days.  When helicopters equipped
with heat detectors could not locate the paddler, some of the locals were
convinced he had been beamed up by aliens.  I think it was about two
weeks later he came walking out of the woods and as I recall, he couldn't
explain his disappearance.....  (ooooooEEEEEEooooooo)

Apologies to those who have already seen this.....


            Let him go, Merk.  Commander Vatik's order 
                 was to bring back an earthling
            of high intelligence.  This is a canoeist. 
            His primitive mode of transport indicates
                a low IQ.  We need a jetskier...
 
  

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        HEY!  What about my PADDLE, you overGROWn INSECTS!
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