Re: [Paddlewise] locating UFO's

From: Jackie Fenton <jackie_at_intelenet.net>
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998 15:34:27 -0700 (PDT)
> From: dldecker_at_mediaone.net

> 
> >Well, there was the story sometime back about the canoeist that disappeared
> >into the Okeefenoke swamps for several days.  When helicopters equipped
> >with heat detectors could not locate the paddler, some of the locals were
> >convinced he had been beamed up by aliens.  I think it was about two
> >weeks later he came walking out of the woods and as I recall, he couldn't
> >explain his disappearance.....  (ooooooEEEEEEooooooo)
> 
> 
> The story was he walked out to the local Whore house and spent the time(
> and a good bit of money) there.
> 
> Dana


Well.... if those infrared heat detectors couldn't detect *that* then 
I think he should've gotten his money back!

Ya never know whatcha gonna find in them thar swamps, boy... (recycling
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Awww, that's just a moss monster.  Looks like a critter, but ain't
really... Come help me get unstuck from this log I just run up on......


Jackie
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Received on Fri Jul 24 1998 - 15:30:49 PDT

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