> > From: "John Winters" <735769_at_ican.net> > > >Any suggestions where you might see a UFO while paddling? > > I was told by my mother -in-law (now deceased) that Panama City Florida is > a great place to see UFO's. There is a rumour that she did not die but was > taken up into a UFO for experiments but I discount it. Well, there was the story sometime back about the canoeist that disappeared into the Okeefenoke swamps for several days. When helicopters equipped with heat detectors could not locate the paddler, some of the locals were convinced he had been beamed up by aliens. I think it was about two weeks later he came walking out of the woods and as I recall, he couldn't explain his disappearance..... (ooooooEEEEEEooooooo) Apologies to those who have already seen this..... Let him go, Merk. Commander Vatik's order was to bring back an earthling of high intelligence. This is a canoeist. His primitive mode of transport indicates a low IQ. We need a jetskier... O o o o o o V o o (") o o V _I_ o o (") <\"/\ __ o o >~~[X]~~< ( ) \,/ | o _|_____I_I________H___|___|__|_ ________/_______________________________\________ < ===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O=== > \_______________________________/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .o. | | | | d O b _)'(_ | _______________(m___m)_________________ \| Mad River jf / \___________________________________/ HEY! What about my PADDLE, you overGROWn INSECTS! *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
>Well, there was the story sometime back about the canoeist that disappeared >into the Okeefenoke swamps for several days. When helicopters equipped >with heat detectors could not locate the paddler, some of the locals were >convinced he had been beamed up by aliens. I think it was about two >weeks later he came walking out of the woods and as I recall, he couldn't >explain his disappearance..... (ooooooEEEEEEooooooo) The story was he walked out to the local Whore house and spent the time( and a good bit of money) there. Dana *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
> From: dldecker_at_mediaone.net > > >Well, there was the story sometime back about the canoeist that disappeared > >into the Okeefenoke swamps for several days. When helicopters equipped > >with heat detectors could not locate the paddler, some of the locals were > >convinced he had been beamed up by aliens. I think it was about two > >weeks later he came walking out of the woods and as I recall, he couldn't > >explain his disappearance..... (ooooooEEEEEEooooooo) > > > The story was he walked out to the local Whore house and spent the time( > and a good bit of money) there. > > Dana Well.... if those infrared heat detectors couldn't detect *that* then I think he should've gotten his money back! Ya never know whatcha gonna find in them thar swamps, boy... (recycling ascii again....) _at_%_at__at__at_$$_at_ _at__at_ _at__at_ _at__at_ _at__at__at_ss _at_ _at_$$s_at_$s$$s_at_$ s$_at_ _at__at_%%_at_%_at__at_ _at__at__at_%%_at__at_$_at_$_at__at_ %_at_ %$%$$ _at__at_$_at_$ $$_at__at_ _at_ _at_ _at__at_ _at_$_at_ $ _at__at_$s_at_ _at__at_ _at_$$s_at__at_ $$_at__at_ _at__at_$_at_$_at_ _at_ $$ _at_$$ $_at_$_at_ _at__at_ _at__at_ \\ //$$ _at_ _at_%%_at_ _at__at_ _at_$$_at_ _at__at_ s_at__at_ _at_% _at__at_ $ $ $$_at_$ _at_\\//_ _at_ _at__at__at_ %%_at_ _at__at__at_ $$s_at_$s$ _at_$_at_s %_at__at_$$_at__at__at_ _at_$$ $_at_ $ \__ \_at__at_ _at__at__at_ _at__at_ _at__at__at_ $ $_at_$ $$$$ _at__at_ $ _at__at__at_$$_at_$_at_ _at__at_$_at__at_ \_at__at_ _at__at_ _at__at_$$ $$ _at_ % $ s$s$ _at__at_ $$s_at__at_ $$_at_$s_at_ _at_ _at_ _at_ _at__at__at_ _at__at_%_at_$%_at__at_ $ _at_$$_at_%_at_ _at_ $ _at__at_ _at__at__at__at_ $/_at_s$_at_ $$$ % _at__at_ _at__at__at_ $$s_at__at_$ _at_%% $ _at_%_at_ _at_a _at_$_at_$_at_ _at_ _at__at_ ||_// $$_at_ $ %_at__at_ _at__at__at_ _at__at_ _at_ $ $$$$ _at_% _at__at_jf:-)_at_ _at__at_ _at_$$S \|| _| _/ $ _at_%_at_s%_at_%_at_ $_at_ _at_ _at_ _at_ $$ _at__at__at_ _at__at_%_at_ _at__at__at_ _at__at_% _at_ $s_at_ \ \ \/ _/ _at_ _at_%$_at_$_at__at__at_$$$_at__at__at__at_ _at_ _at__at__at__at_ _at_%%_at__at__at_ _at__at_ _at__at_ s$ \ %/ _at_ _at_ _at_ _at_$$_at_ %$$ _at_s$$_at_ _at__at_%%_at__at_ _at_ _at__at__ \___at__at_ _at__at_ _at_$$_at__at_ $_at_ /_at_ __at_%_at_%_at_ _at__at_ _at__at_ $ _at_ $ _at_$_at_ _at_ _at__at_ _at__at_ $\__ $_at__ _at__at__at_ %_at__at_$$ / _at_ _at_$$_at_ _at__at_$_at_ $$_at_$ _at_%_at_ $_at_$s $$_at__at__at__at_$$$ \_$ \_at_ _at__at_ $$ _at_$$_at_s / $ $_at_$_at_ $ $$$ _at_$ $s_at_$$ _at__at_$$s$ $$s$_at__at__at_ $\_ _at__at_$_at_ $ $$s (_at_| $$ $ $ $ _at__at_s$ $ _at_$$ /s$_at_$_at__at_ _at__at_ \ $$_at_$ s$s | $ $ $$ $s $ $_at__at____at__at_,/\ %| $$ _at__at__at_$$j / % _at_ % ,,___,s$~s' _at__at_ $ `_at_%_at_% _at__at_ _at__at__at_ sS | _at_%$$_at_ %_at_ $_at_% <, ~_at_ _at_$s _at__at__at_s% $_at_ _at__at__at_ _at_ %_at__at_ _at_$$_at_$$_at_$$ `$v$vvvvv, $$_at_$ $ _at__at_ _at__at__at_% $_at__at_s_at_ _at_$s %_at_ $$% $ $ ^^^^^^" _at_ $ _at_s_at__at_%_$ $$$| / $\$\ / $% `~$s$$s~~\ _at_$~~$$$s$_at__ \_$ |_at_| $s | $ $ s$$_at_ $ $$_at_s\__ \_\ \ s_at_ / $$ s$_at_ %\ V | $\ | _at_ $ $ $\ | | |_at_% _at_ $ \ \ \ /_at_%_at_% | | | % % \ \_/ _at_ | \, (O) \_ uh oh... \ _/ | (/",o | (_at___C | [x|||x] ____ __jf ======_at_V[__x__]V_at_======<____) ,.o., % _/- / ^ (___^___) d O b % -_/ __/ / \ _/'`/(|)"~--~~~--"} _\ /_ _/_// /% _ _/'`'- ,~v~V~~v~-V ____ {x|||x} /^/^____ ^ % _/'`-',_,, '~^~^~^~^; (____>======_at_V{ _x_ }V_at_======<____) ~_/'`'_,_,_,_;-'""""""' ( ^ ) ~~~ ~~ ~~~ /'`'_,_,_,_) ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ '~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ Awww, that's just a moss monster. Looks like a critter, but ain't really... Come help me get unstuck from this log I just run up on...... Jackie *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
At 03:34 PM 7/24/98 -0700, Jackie Fenton wrote: > >> From: dldecker_at_mediaone.net > >> >> >Well, there was the story sometime back about the canoeist that disappeared >> >into the Okeefenoke swamps for several days. When helicopters equipped >> >with heat detectors could not locate the paddler, some of the locals were >> >convinced he had been beamed up by aliens. I think it was about two >> >weeks later he came walking out of the woods and as I recall, he couldn't >> >explain his disappearance..... (ooooooEEEEEEooooooo) >> >> >> The story was he walked out to the local Whore house and spent the time( >> and a good bit of money) there. >> >> Dana > > >Well.... if those infrared heat detectors couldn't detect *that* then >I think he should've gotten his money back! > No one ever said he was any good or even knew what he was doing Dana *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************
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