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From: <WILAX_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 1998 22:35:38 EDT
Children pollute the environment.  Just look at the tons of gross diapers out
there.  Kids create noise pollution, when was the last time you had your
dinner ruined in fancy restaurant by that anal couples kid (can't stand to
leave him home, I miss him sooooo).  Kids create air pollution; see the
pollution statement above.  Kids are a safety problem: ever watch a mom feed
her kid from the drivers seat  of a minivan?  est we forget, kids caused the
invention of the minivan which is ugly, noisy, smells and is topheavy and
overall unsafe.   Kids cost everyone a lot of money; 52% of my tax dollar is
used to educate someone elses kid.  
Many of the problems in todays society are caused by kids-gone-bad due to lack
of or poor parenting.
I suggest we put comprehensive parent licensing in place before we allow
anymore kids into our society.

Ok all you "more government" fans .....lets rock

Tom
no kids

 
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From: Rich Kulawiec <rsk_at_gsp.org>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 1998 07:36:04 -0400
On Tue, Jul 14, 1998 at 10:35:38PM -0400, WILAX_at_aol.com wrote:
> Children [...]

Have nothing to do with this.

> Ok all you "more government" fans .....lets rock

Just to make myself clear: my comments vis-a-vis government regulation do
not reflect an opinion on the merits of the process: in other words, I'm
not necessarily a "'more government' fan".  In fact, whether I'm a "fan"
of this or not is totally irrelevant: it's reality and will happen regardless
of my opinion, because that is how our society works.  If a sufficiently
large number of people do stupid and destructive things for a sufficiently
long period of time, then local/state/federal governments *will* initiate
regulations.  IMHO jet skiers, by their own actions, have ensured that
this process will go forward.

So they are now reaping what they have sown.

---Rsk
Rich Kulawiec
rsk_at_gsp.org
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From: BRADFORD R. CRAIN <brad_at_mth.pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 1998 07:14:10 +0000
> From:          WILAX_at_aol.com
> Date:          Tue, 14 Jul 1998 22:35:38 EDT
> To:            paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net
> Subject:       Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids

> Children pollute the environment.  Just look at the tons of gross diapers out
> there.  Kids create noise pollution, when was the last time you had your
> dinner ruined in fancy restaurant by that anal couples kid (can't stand to
> leave him home, I miss him sooooo).  Kids create air pollution; see the
> pollution statement above.  Kids are a safety problem: ever watch a mom feed
> her kid from the drivers seat  of a minivan?  est we forget, kids caused the
> invention of the minivan which is ugly, noisy, smells and is topheavy and
> overall unsafe.   Kids cost everyone a lot of money; 52% of my tax dollar is
> used to educate someone elses kid.  
> Many of the problems in todays society are caused by kids-gone-bad due to lack
> of or poor parenting.
> I suggest we put comprehensive parent licensing in place before we allow
> anymore kids into our society.
> 
> Ok all you "more government" fans .....lets rock
> 
> Tom
> no kids
> 
>  
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>      You're thinking too much. Kids happen. Besides, we are all 
kids at heart. You have met the enemy, and he is us. Ban jetskiis.
         Brad Crain
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From: Wynne Eden <graymare_at_sowega.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Why hate all Jetskiers? and kids
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 1998 13:45:29 -0400
Let's just accept a modified "modest proposal" and eat obnoxious people.
No more world hunger.  No more complaints when my kids don't behave in a
public place.  No more inconsiderate jetskiers.  No more holier than thou
paddlers.

Of course, *I* decide who is obnoxious.

Hollandaise sauce, anyone?

Wynne
Americus, GA


At 10:35 PM 7/14/98 EDT, WILAX_at_aol.com wrote:
>Children pollute the environment.  Just look at the tons of gross diapers out
>there.  Kids create noise pollution, when was the last time you had your
>dinner ruined in fancy restaurant by that anal couples kid (can't stand to
>leave him home, I miss him sooooo).  Kids create air pollution; see the
>pollution statement above.  Kids are a safety problem: ever watch a mom feed
>her kid from the drivers seat  of a minivan?  est we forget, kids caused the
>invention of the minivan which is ugly, noisy, smells and is topheavy and
>overall unsafe.   Kids cost everyone a lot of money; 52% of my tax dollar is
>used to educate someone elses kid.  
>Many of the problems in todays society are caused by kids-gone-bad due to
lack
>of or poor parenting.
>I suggest we put comprehensive parent licensing in place before we allow
>anymore kids into our society.
>
>Ok all you "more government" fans .....lets rock
>
>Tom
>no kids


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