Sorry, can't resist... I didn't write it, it's a joke that's been forwarded around. Happy Holidays Julie Rudolph, a dedicated Russian communist back in the early days of rocketry, was about to launch a large missile. His wife, a fellow scientist at the base, urged him to postpone the launching because, she asserted, a hard rain was about to fall. "Rudolph, darling," she said, "Don't fire up the ship. There's going to be too much rain." "No, my sweet, " Rudolph replied. "It's not going to rain." "But, Rudolph, my love," insisted his wife. "I majored in meteorology and I can see that it's going to pour." The enraged rocket scientist closed the argument by shouting, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear!" *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.gasp-seakayak.net/paddlewise/ ***************************************************************************Received on Tue Dec 15 1998 - 12:24:34 PST
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