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From: Ari Saarto <asaarto_at_lpt.fi>
subject: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:51:29 +0000
Hello you dear Paddlewisenheimers again - and happy New  Year!

Spent five weeks working in UK and after checking mail last week found out that 
there has been some really interesting threads going - surely sorry to have 
missed them...

First, a comment about the weather topic, even if I might be flogging a dead
horse: the National Broadcasting Company here gives the sea weather forecast
five times per day, beginning at 5.50 am. Forecast includes detailed list of
local reports from stations and lighthouses along the Finnish coastline -
unfortunately the reports are about an hour old. Checking them frequently,
making personal observations - and having the possibility to order local
forecasts and reports as text messages to your mobile phone (or to make a quick
call directly to meteorologists) gives a fairly good impression about what is
going on (the networks are really impressive here and practically covering the
whole coast). Getting the big picture can be really interesting fun, as Barbara
and Dave to my opinion were telling - and following it gives one more respect
towards the mother nature. We need it if we are seriously planning to go out
there.

Now, I did find a most entertaining and informative book about Thule (NW
Greenland), its people and history from a second-hand bookshop in Newcastle.
Unfortunately, it is not really about  kayaking, but it gives a really living
and colourful picture about living in Greenland in the fifties and the changes
which the U.S. air base brought to the whole culture of  Thule (500 inhabitants
around 50s if I recall correctly). The French writer, then a geologist, stayed
there the winter of 1950-51 and has returned few times ever since. Part of his
trip was an expedition of 1000 miles to Inglefield Land, Washington Land and to
Ellesmere Island using dog sledges. As a scientist, Malaurie gives detailed
information and observes everything with warm curiosity most of the time, as
staying also reasonably modest.

Malaurie gives also detailed information about food. There are some receipes, 
as for an example rotting 100 to 250 guillemots inside seal skins for months 
and eating it raw might interest especially dear old Dr. Inverbon, who is as we 
all know, a highly advanced eskimologist and gourmet...

Published in the 80s I suppose it can be out of print, but it could be found
from some libraries, I hope: "The Last Kings of Thule" by Jean Malaurie,
Jonathan Cape Ltd. London1982 (ISBN 0-224-02028-5). 

If anyone is familiar with the book and willing to exchange comments about it,
please, dont hesitate to mail me directly!

Cheers,

Cheers,

Ari Saarto

"Home of the Traditional & Famous Scandinavian Skinny-dipping [TM]"
Finland - Europe
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From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 19:51:15 -0500
Ari wrote;

-----Original Message-----


>Malaurie gives also detailed information about food. There are some
>receipes,
>as for an example rotting 100 to 250 guillemots inside seal skins for
>months
>and eating it raw might interest especially dear old Dr. Inverbon, who is
>as we
>all know, a highly advanced eskimologist and gourmet...

How delightful to read about the wonderful fermented guillemot of
Greenland. Some of the fondest memories of my research in Greenland are of
sitting in an overheated hut with happy Inuit sharing a pot of guillemot
chased down with schnapps. To me the dish is reminiscent of Thai fish sauce
without the hot spices. More on that later, however.

Regrettably some dishes just don't make the transition to southern climes.
A
friend developed quite a taste for the dish and employed hundreds of
Inuit to hunt guillemot and ferment them. He then shipped it to Canada
where he sold it in small jars labelled "Inuit Hoison Sauce". The resulting
epidemic
of gastritis baffled doctors until a clever doctor discovered a feather
in the stomach contents of an addict and put two and three together to get
fermented guillemot. The product was soon taken off the shelves with
unfortunate
consequences as Canadians worked their way through withdrawal. It was
during the period of withdrawal that  Canada elected Brian Mulroney and got
in exchange the GST and a Prime Minister who could sing "When Irish Eyes
Are Shining" out of tune with Ronald Reagan.

It was a bad thing.

I have no idea whether any connection exists between the name of Nick
Schade's company  and fermented guillemot. John Winters reports that Nick
he seems perfectly sane in most respects although John may not be the best
judge of such things.

As I mentioned there exists a similarity between fermented guillemot and
Thai fish sauce. The eminent culinary historian and ethnologist Septimus
Brott has followed the trail as it were and discovered that the Inuit
introduced fermented guillemot  to the Thais during one of their aerial
explorations of the southern hemisphere in BC 10 (see earlier posting on
Inuit crotch dirigibles).
Brott discovered ancient scrolls showing Inuit floating over palm trees
with a small pouch of tied to their waists. Admittedly Brott wanders a bit
astray in suggesting that
guillemot has hallucinogenic properties that led to intermarriage with
Thais and a corruption of the gene pool. Lusty as the Inuit were I doubt if
they would violate their rule not to interfere with alien life forms during
their explorations (it is of passing interest that Star Trek writers
adopted this rule in the not so memorable TV series thus showing how
advanced the Inuit were and how moral they were relative to, say, the
Spanish who not only raped and pillaged but introduced Christianity to
natives of the
western hemisphere). Hard to forgive them for that Christianity thing. They
used to have such jolly fun sacrificing virgins and such. Life today is so
boring.

But I digress.

At no time have I ever seen visions while eating guillemot and, in fact,
the
more common result is temporary blindness not unlike one experiences from
drinking Sterno. I now see that absinthe is legal in Great Britain and
perhaps enlightened legislatures will allow fermented  guillemot in time
for the false millennium celebrations on January 1, 2000. No need to have
it
for the real millennium. My neighbour, a priest of the Cult of the Second
Coming, says there will be nothing to celebrate for the real millennium
unless one belongs to his group. He has showed me chapter and verse
revealing that the Cult of the Second Coming will inherit the earth and not
the
Jews as so many believe. Yesterday he stopped by and asked me to put in
sauna as he expects to have my house on the great day and always wanted a
sauna. Apparently he also wants my daughter.

As insurance I have joined his cult and a few others. One simply should not
take risks. I shall also wear my life jacket at all times and carry with me
flares, rescue lines, a wet suit, a VHF and GPS. I would carry a planner at
all times but what would there be to plan? Maybe which horse to ride but
there being only four horsemen I think I can remember them. A bit partial
to Pestilence anyway.

Sincerely,
Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G
Transcribed by his humble servant John Winters







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From: Nick Schade <schade_at_guillemot-kayaks.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 10:08:31 -0500
At 7:51 PM -0500 1/11/99, John Winters wrote:
>I have no idea whether any connection exists between the name of Nick
>Schade's company  and fermented guillemot. John Winters reports that Nick
>he seems perfectly sane in most respects although John may not be the best
>judge of such things.
>

It was while under the influence of a particularly powerful batch of
fermented guillemot that I suddenly idea that "guillemot" would be a good
name for my company.
Nick



Nick Schade
Guillemot Kayaks
10 Ash Swamp Rd
Glastonbury, CT 06033
(860) 659-8847

Schade_at_guillemot-kayaks.com
http://www.guillemot-kayaks.com/

>>>>"It's not just Art, It's a Craft!"<<<<


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From: Larry Bliven <foxhill_at_shore.intercom.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 22:18:59 -0500
John, Ari
and
Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G


is this the same Malaurie that's the fine cook?

http://www.ulb.ac.be/assoc/radio-campus/progr/mdm/10.ppl.autocht/inuit/

cu
bliven

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From: John Winters <735769_at_ican.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 07:33:45 -0500
Larry wrote;



>John, Ari
>and
>Dr. Peregrine Inverbon, Ph.d., DD, LL.d, Ph.G
>
>
>is this the same Malaurie that's the fine cook?

No, I think you may be thinking of Martha Stewart.


>
>http://www.ulb.ac.be/assoc/radio-campus/progr/mdm/10.ppl.autocht/inuit/
>

You don't have this site in English do you. Larry?

Cheers,
John Winters
Redwing Designs
Specialists in Human Powered Watercraft
http://home.ican.net/~735769/ 

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From: Ari Saarto <asaarto_at_lpt.fi>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 16:21:21 +0000
John and Larry wrote:
> >is this the same Malaurie that's the fine cook?
> 
> No, I think you may be thinking of Martha Stewart.
> 
> 
> >
> >http://www.ulb.ac.be/assoc/radio-campus/progr/mdm/10.ppl.autocht/inuit/
> >
> 
> You don't have this site in English do you. Larry?
> 
John, check the British miniature flag in the screen...   ;-)

Cheers,

Ari Saarto

"Home of the Traditional & Famous Scandinavian Skinny-dipping [TM]"
Finland - Europe
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From: Del <oldmaint_at_slcsl.stlawrencec.on.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 11:04:45 -0500
John, I am sure guillemot has no hallucinogenic properties but what does
Professor Iverbon take to increase his perception to such great heights?
Tell him to keep educating us lesser folks, I appreciate it!


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From: Bob Denton <BDenton_at_aquagulf.com>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 11:06:54 -0500
Excuse my Florida Cracker question but is that pronounced "Gillymott" or
"guwheeamo"?

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net
> [mailto:owner-paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net]On Behalf Of Nick Schade
> Sent: Tuesday, January 12, 1999 10:09 AM
> To: John Winters; PaddleWise_at_lists.intelenet.net
> Subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
> 
> 
> At 7:51 PM -0500 1/11/99, John Winters wrote:
> >I have no idea whether any connection exists between the name of Nick
> >Schade's company  and fermented guillemot. John Winters 
> reports that Nick
> >he seems perfectly sane in most respects although John may 
> not be the best
> >judge of such things.
> >
> 
> It was while under the influence of a particularly powerful batch of
> fermented guillemot that I suddenly idea that "guillemot" 
> would be a good
> name for my company.
> Nick
> 
> 
> 
> Nick Schade
> Guillemot Kayaks
> 10 Ash Swamp Rd
> Glastonbury, CT 06033
> (860) 659-8847
> 
> Schade_at_guillemot-kayaks.com
> http://www.guillemot-kayaks.com/
> 
> >>>>"It's not just Art, It's a Craft!"<<<<
> 
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From: Roger Korn <rkorn_at_europa.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Weather, interesting book and receipes...
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 06:07:26 -0800
Bob Denton wrote:
> 
> Excuse my Florida Cracker question but is that pronounced "Gillymott" or
> "guwheeamo"?
> 

No parley vooze frog-sez? That'd be Gee-a-mo', with the "gee" like in
"geese".

Roger, in warm and wet NW Oregon
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From: Dan Hagen <dan_at_hagen.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Guillemot (was Weather, interesting book and receipes...)
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 07:38:56 -0800
Roger Korn wrote:
> 
> No parley vooze frog-sez? That'd be Gee-a-mo', with the "gee" like in
> "geese".
> 
> Roger, in warm and wet NW Oregon

Well, that may be the way the French pronounce it, but according to the
1999 World Book encyclopedia, the common pronunciation in English (or at
least American English) is a bit different: 

"Guillemot, pronounced GIHL uh maht, is a sea bird in the auk family. 
The black guillemot, or sea pigeon, lives on both coasts of the North
Atlantic.  It is about 13 inches (33 centimeters) long, and it has a
slender, pointed bill and bright red legs and feet.  Its feathers are
black with white wing patches in summer.  It is mostly white in winter. 
The pigeon guillemot, or sea pigeon, lives on the Pacific coast of North
America.  

Scientific Classification.  Guillemots belong to the auk family,
Alcidae.  The black guillemot is Cepphus grylle, and the pigeon
guillemot is C. columba.  

Contributor: George L. Hunt, Jr., Ph.D., Prof., Ecology and Evolutionary
Biology, Univ. of California, Irvine."  

(quoted from the 1999 World Book CD ROM) 

Note that Nick could avoid this difficulty with the pronunciation of his
company name if he simply were to rename his company "Sea Pigeon".  This
would still allow him to use his very cool graphical image of a
Guillemot (er, I mean Sea Pigeon).  Or, if he wants to be even more
obscure, he could use the name Cepphus.

Just trying to be helpful...

Dan Hagen
Bellingham, Washington
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