Re: [Paddlewise] Need to locate super sticky deck "paint" ...

Now there is a concept that we could really sink our collective teeth into.

        THE FIRST ANNUAL PADDLEWISE
WHAT-I-COULD-DO-TO-MARTHA-STEWART-IF-I-GOT-HER-IN-A-KAYAK
                                    ESSAY CONTEST!!!!!
      Let your imagination go wild!!!     I don't know about y'all, but I'm
getting just a little sick and tired of that  Damnyankee telling me  *how* to
stencil my driveway!!!!   I live (sort of) in Savannah, on Wilmington Island ,
a little yuppie enclave I generally refer to as The Valley of the Volvos,  and
I just *know* that it is her corrupting influence (via his wife) that has
caused a friend of mine to paint his house ............(are you ready for
this?)   PINK!!!!    This used to be a red blooded  'merikan male who has hiked
the A.T.!!!!!  He paddles!!!!!! (or used to.)   Now he gardens!!!!!
American/ Canadian Males TO ARMS!~!!!!   She must be stopped!!!!!!  She is
corruptin' our wimmenfolk!!!   Listen to me!!!   She will not stop until she
has every one of you MEN in a pinafore apron serving brie and chardonney to
garden parties across the USof A!!!!   You Canadians don't you look so
smug.......she's working her way Northward!!!!

    I need your help!   I tried to flame her myself, but all I got back was one
of those threatening notes you see in the movies they make out of cut out
letters of different size and color from various magazines............how did I
know it was her????
            THE LETTERS WERE CUT OUT WITH PINKING SHEARS!!!!!!!
                    it had lace borders..........and it was JUST PERFECT!
                                                                Chris
                        Steve Cramer wrote:

> On Sun, 4 Jul 1999, Gary Tabor wrote:
>
> > I would like to locate a really "non slip" coating for the bow deck of
> > my plastic kayak.
> >
>
> How about the stuff you stick to the bottom of your bathtub to keep from
> falling? If it sticks on bathtub material, it might do OK on polyethelene.
> You could use the long strips, or make a charming pattern Martha Stewart
> would love with the stick-on daisies. Maybe even fish shapes.
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Any suggestions?
>
> Yeah. Don't hit the Enter key so often. :)
>
> Steve Cramer
> Test Scoring & Reporting Services      Sometimes you never can
> University of Georgia                    always tell what you
> Athens, GA 30602-5593                      least expect the most.
>
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