[Paddlewise] Jellyfish & nozzles

Few years ago while being beached during a Florida outing I was
approached by two very well shaped young ladies.  I (not a humble bone
in this body - though have since gone over into my 50's) puffed out my
chest - well, sucked in the belly and admired their approach.  They
asked if I was going to be staying near the area for some time and made
it rather plain that they wished that I would do so.  Thinking I was
about to become the cream center of an Oreo cookie, I asked what they
had in mind and was immediately and most ungraciously deflated - in all
respects - by their response.

Seems there was an over abundance of jellyfish in the area and they knew
of the urine thing.  They also made it known that the male of our
species, being able to write in the snow was also able to "point" to the
area of the sting/burn and THAT was ALL that interested them!  As Robin
Williams said in "Good Morning Vietnam!", they could be referred to as
"Large women in comfortable shoes" if one wanted to be politically
correct!  They walked into the water hand-in-hand!

D. A. Higgins
"http://www.execpc.com/~raskal"

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