Few years ago while being beached during a Florida outing I was approached by two very well shaped young ladies. I (not a humble bone in this body - though have since gone over into my 50's) puffed out my chest - well, sucked in the belly and admired their approach. They asked if I was going to be staying near the area for some time and made it rather plain that they wished that I would do so. Thinking I was about to become the cream center of an Oreo cookie, I asked what they had in mind and was immediately and most ungraciously deflated - in all respects - by their response. Seems there was an over abundance of jellyfish in the area and they knew of the urine thing. They also made it known that the male of our species, being able to write in the snow was also able to "point" to the area of the sting/burn and THAT was ALL that interested them! As Robin Williams said in "Good Morning Vietnam!", they could be referred to as "Large women in comfortable shoes" if one wanted to be politically correct! They walked into the water hand-in-hand! D. A. Higgins "http://www.execpc.com/~raskal" *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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