Dear Dr. Inverbon, I need a troop of 200 ARBEE's, fluent in Inuit language and Spanish with Colombian accent, to infiltrate the cockpits of the kayaks of the 4000 year old Colombian-Inuit drug dealing mafia. Please aim your castle siege weaponry to the following coordinates for delivery of the ARBEE's 122W 37N. As soon as I see the first ARBEE flying on the horizon I will send one of my representatives with a brief case containing our previously discussed price in eurodollar bills. As this is such a good business for you, I hope you would not mind throwing in a female ARBEE that would take my wife out shopping while I paddle during the weekends. - Julio (sorry, I can not reveal in public the agency I am representing) *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Thu Sep 30 1999 - 11:24:25 PDT
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