Re: [Paddlewise] Evangelical Church of Rudderless Paddlers

Last night as I read your posts a voice came to me out of a burning monitor
and said, "Ye shall witness for me"

"I have heard your call and I will answer, so saith the Lord thy rudderless
God. "

And he said, "Build me a church, a mighty bastion against the forces of evil
and it will be a fortress unto thee, a pillar, a comfort. Yea, tho you
paddle through the narrows of death my life jacket and my radar reflector
shall comfort thee."

And lo it was a miracle for I have no sound card.


I will answer his call and this day shall start the First Internet
Evangelical Church of Rudderless Paddlers.

And we will fight the great wiggling Satan.

Amen

We will fight him in the clubs.

Amen

We will fight him on the beaches

Amen, Amen Tell it brother.

We fight him at the symposiums

Amen brother, Amen

And our lord the rudderless will stand by us for he knows we are weak. Oh,
yes, weak.

Amen, we know it brother

Are we weak?

OH yes

Do we need our Lord's help?

Oh Yes, .

Will he stand by us?

Yes, Lord Yes.

We have all met the Satan. He tempts us with sliding foot peddles. We've
seen them.

Yes, Brother, Yes

We've been tempted by stainless steel cables.

OH Lord, yes

Anodized rudder blades.

OHHHH my Lord yes.

Control lines.


OHHH OHHH OHHH.

But we fought back, oh yes, we fought back, Weak as we are we resisted. The
Lord stood by us and held us up.

Amen

Do you hear what I am saying?

Oh yes,

Do you hear me?

Oh yes Amen

Shout out load, Do you hear me?

Amen, Yes Brother we hear.


Let us sing Hymn one-hundred twenty -Two "Onward Paddling Soldiers and let
us sing out so all will hear our mighty voice and sing out with all your
hearts. And while we sing this hymn of praise the electronic ushers will
pass among you with the collection plate. Open your hearts and your wallets.
The Lord's work is difficult and expensive and we need your money to carry
the word forward to those heathen paddling clubs where the wiggling Satan
has done his work. And if you happen to be caught short send your donation
to Prof. Peregrine Inverbon, C/O The Evangelical Church of Rudderless
Paddlers, RR #2, Burks Falls, Ontario, Canada. For a donation of ten dollars
we will send you a genuine signed photograph of the Virgin Paddler. but if
you don't have ten dollars send five dollars or even one dollar. Every penny
counts. Just remember the Lord's words for it is easier for an Orca to pass
through the eye of an oyster than a rich paddler to enter the kingdom of
paddler heaven.

Amen, Amen Amen Amen








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