[Paddlewise] The Evangelical Paddler's Supply Store

The Evangelical Paddler's Supply Store

Ok all you Evangelical Rudderless Paddlers we have it all for you

Condescending Sneer Mask  with built in radar reflector, Save you the
trouble of remembering to sneer every time you pass a kayak with a rudder on
the highway - Just in time for Halloween $12.95 $25.95 for two.

Sneaky Rudder. Sneaky rudder mounts under you kayak and can easily be
slipped on or off when no one is looking. Allows you to reap the benefits of
a rudder without having to eat crow.

$115.00

Crow - In case you get caught attaching Sneaky Rudder,

$17.98

One dozen crows gift boxed if you are just hungry.

$186.00 Shipping only in the Continental U.S

Evangelical Paddler Sweat Shirt - Made from Polartech 300 our classic sweat
reads "Evangelists Do It Without Moving". In "Don't You Envy Me Green" Only.

$38.98

EPSS's stern stickers -  Show your sentiments to one an all. Choose from our
four transom stickers

"Rudders Are A Drag"
"Clean hands, Clean heart, Clean stern"
"Honk If You Love Bare Back"
"Kayakers Do It On An Angle"

All Stern Stickers $4.95 buy all four for 18.95

EPSS St Christopher statue - For those who haven't yet mastered heeling to
turn in rough conditions. Our St Christy has been blessed by a BCU coach and
is guaranteed to protect you from capsize for two months (usually enough to
learn everything you need to know about handling a boat without a rudder)

Plastic St Christy $7.95
IndiGlo St Christy $12.95
Genuine Inuit hand carved soapstone St Christy $175.00

All come in an attractive Kevlar gift box.


EPSS Paddlers' Cat - We have all wondered at how cats always land right side
up. Now we have applied cat technology to paddling and offer  a Paddler's
Cat . Attach Paddler's Cat to the deck of your kayak and you can heel safely
in all conditions. If the boat starts to heel too far the Paddler's Cat will
sense the heel and instantly return the kayak to its upright position faster
than a stewardess in an emergency landing.

Black Paddler's Cat, matches black deck rigging of most kayaks $122.95

Purebred Siamese Paddler's Cat - Comes with papers and attractive pink
collar for when you want to walk the cat ashore. $450.95

Feral Male Paddler's Cat _ not guaranteed to stay on the boat but Feral
Paddler's Cat emits a load howl that caries for great distances. Perfect for
paddling in fog.

Our Feral Paddler's Cat - Assorted colors - $35.95

All Paddler's Cats come with owner's manual and one month's supply of dry
food.













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