[Paddlewise] 10 Things I Don't Feel Guilty About...in spite of recent Paddlewise Postings

From: <SKILLIANS_at_aol.com>
Date: Thu, 7 Oct 1999 16:04:10 EDT
10.   My kayak has a rudder, and sometimes (gasp!) I use it.
9.    My paddle is unfeathered.
8.    I use big black rubber bungies every time I transport my kayak.
7.   Sometimes I drive to the nearby lake - AND I DON''T USE A BOWLINE !!!!
6.   My kayak is roto-molded plastic - not fiberglass, not kevlar, and not a 
folding 
       model.
5.   On today's early morning paddle (28 degrees) I wore absolutely no 
neoprene.
4.   I have never taken a dump in a plastic bag  -  and I never plan to.
3.   Sometimes - maybe on the days I don't use a bowline - I don't wear a PFD.
2.   Upon occasion, I have ridden in a powerboat, and I enjoyed it!
1.   On a hot summer day, I think it might be fine to try a jetski.

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