dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com wrote: > > I have a question for the Collective Paddle Wise List Knowledge.... > > This morning the wife send me out to do shopping and get breakfast. As I was > leaving my subdivision, I got to the stop sign where I'm supposed to turn right > to get to the grocery store. At the stop sign, I'm heading east, I noticed a > car on the opposite side of the road heading west. Understand, it was not the > car that got my interest, it was the Necky Aruluk III kayak with a off white > bottom, yellow top, grean seam stripe with matching green hatches, that had my > attention. Nothing unusual here... > So engrossed was I in the kayak that I turned left instead of right > and followed the kayak, errr, car down the street. Why, I don't know, its just > something I had to do! Nor here... > At the next light the kayak, err car, turned left > heading toward the lake and I drove straight on. There's some weird behavior.... > A couple of miles up the road, > after I quit wondering which part of the lake the kayak was heading for, I > realized I was driving 180 degrees from my intended course, so I did a lean turn > with a bow sweep to reverse course, errr, I did a U Turn Aha! getting back on track... > and headed on my origional float plan, err, shopping. Huh? Wassamatta wit you, anyway? > > Now the questions..... > > Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks? What, you think a psychiatrist will make them easier to follow? > Should I tell my wife? Believe me, she knows. My wife can tell you to the day when I stopped walking across parking lots to ogle sports cars and started walking across parking lots to ogle boats. (BTW, I ogle ladies from a discreet distance....She knows that, too) > Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough? Who is? > Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer? Normal PaddleWisenheimer...hfdla%#ihc*o(iasdfn!!!!nmc#_at_oaks**(nmkmlk*^%j j^kkkll Sorry, my oxymoron meter just pegged. Steve *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************Received on Sun Oct 17 1999 - 12:35:10 PDT
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