Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"

From: Mark Zen <canoeist_at_netbox.com>
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 13:33:44 -0600 (MDT)
On Tue, 26 Oct 1999, huck wrote:
> 
> Ok, Ralph, I acknowledge that you have a cool boat carrying vehicle. I also 
> would like to recognize that over the last couple years on this list I have 
> heard some crazy stories of boat carrying ability.
>        
> Care to make it interesting?
> 
>        I would like to see images of these kayak/canoe hauling monstrosities 
> that the many previous posts have been describing. Maybe an informal 
> competition of how many boats can your car reasonably carry. I suppose there 
> ought to be rules governing the most overburdened vehicle. Kind of like the 
> "rules" that governed the people who stuffed themselves into phone booths and 
> VW bugs. We could post pictures on a separate site with every Paddlewiser 
> getting one vote to throw at their boat of choice.
> 
>        My suggestions include:
> 
> 
>        No bagged boats. - All must be in full view of impartial judges. 
> Everyone knows that Ralph would thoroughly squish us with a dozen folders 
> stored under th e seats of some van. We have to play fair.
> 
>        If you are going to carry a boat, you must have a passenger for it 
> stuffed in the cars' cockpit, I mean passenger area, or whatever. This will 
> limit most pickup owners to something like 3,4 or 8 with a crewcab. Just so we 
> aren't seeing flatbed pickups hauling 40 little whitewater boats. The picture 
> on the back of the NRS catalog comes to mind.

what if i take the family on a trip, and i take 2 boats for myself? i ask
because that's why we had so many boats on my car in a previous post!! i
wish i had a picture of it... one of the boats was a loaner... we had 3
people, boat seating for 6!!
 
>        Maybe some measurement like a boat to car weight ratio? (full tank)

cool!!

>        All persons limbs must be inside the car.
> 
>        My father has an electrical company and often uses a huge school bus to 
> haul his electricians from site to site, it seats 60 and has a big full length 
> rack on top. Getting the local kayak club together would be a cinch. - But in 
> fairness, I automatically exclude myself from using it. (That would be sooo 
> cool!)
> 
>        Should we mandate bow-stern lines? (I hate to bring that up again.)
> 
>        This could be really fun. The owner could have bragging rights placed 
> right square in the the signature following their posts.
>        Something like "Laydeeeesss and Gentlemen, Theeee undisputed 
> heavyweight boat hauling champeeen of the world!!!!
> 
>        What do you think Paddlewisers? Care to show your portage vehicle?

this was mellow, 17' aluminum canoe, 15' whitewater canoe, and 15' kayak:

http://www.diac.com/~zen/mark/photo/alegrp1b.jpg

i'll have to borrow another boat to "recreate" the larger load ;-)

mark
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