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From: <dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 01:03:20 -0400
I have a question for the Collective Paddle Wise List Knowledge....

This morning the wife send me out to do shopping and get breakfast.  As I was
leaving my subdivision, I got to the stop sign where I'm supposed to turn right
to get to the grocery store.  At the stop sign, I'm heading east, I noticed a
car  on the opposite side of the  road heading west.  Understand, it was not the
car that got my interest, it was the Necky Aruluk III kayak with a off white
bottom, yellow top, grean seam stripe with matching green hatches, that had my
attention.  So engrossed was I in the kayak that I turned left instead of right
and followed the kayak, errr, car down the street.  Why, I don't know, its just
something I had to do!  At the next light the kayak, err car, turned left
heading toward the lake and I drove straight on.  A couple of miles up the road,
after I quit wondering which part of the lake the kayak was heading for,  I
realized I was driving 180 degrees from my intended course, so I did a lean turn
with a bow sweep to reverse course, errr,I did a U Turn and headed on my
origional float plan, err, shopping.

Now the questions.....

Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?
Should I tell my wife?
Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?
Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?

Thank You For Your Help!
DanWhoHasToStopFollowingStrangeKayaksMcCarty




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From: Jim Tynan <kayakbound_at_worldnet.att.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 02:29:45 -0500
Be it known the kayaking gods are smiling upon you, Dan McCarty!!!  I'm told
by the Spirits of the Deep you're on the right track -- the Nigelian
track -- the track of eternal paddleness!  Where all good kayakers
ultimately go to skull and roll and surf and brace -- forever and ever!  And
be it known that it is those righteous following actions you took on that
fateful day, my good man, that will guarantee your salvation in the after
current.

My search for answers, in your behest, has brought much knowledge and light.
And this, my PaddleWise friend, is what I have learned:

-- Seek not help for your decision to follow, rather seek greater
inspiration to follow all the way to put in!

-- You need not reveal your apparition to anyone, for one day each and every
paddler who believes will be asked to follow a kayak of their own choosing!

-- The more a paddler becomes one with and in his or her kayak, the more
likely they are to receive and understand the signs of paddleness!

-- To venture out in the open seas, to journey down the riverways of life,
to follow the Arlukian signs -- that is the normal way for the paddler who
seeks the truth!

I must rest now!


J.F. O'Tynan
Head Roller, Gulf Coast Tabernacle of Hope
"Where paddleness springs eternal!"

~-----Original Message-----
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~[mailto:owner-paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net]On Behalf Of
~dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com
~Sent: Sunday, October 17, 1999 12:03 AM
~To: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net
~Subject: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
~
~
~Now the questions.....
~
~Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?
~Should I tell my wife?
~Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?
~Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?
~
~Thank You For Your Help!
~DanWhoHasToStopFollowingStrangeKayaksMcCarty
~


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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 15:39:59 -0400
dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com wrote:
> 
> I have a question for the Collective Paddle Wise List Knowledge....
> 
> This morning the wife send me out to do shopping and get breakfast.  As I was
> leaving my subdivision, I got to the stop sign where I'm supposed to turn right
> to get to the grocery store.  At the stop sign, I'm heading east, I noticed a
> car  on the opposite side of the  road heading west.  Understand, it was not the
> car that got my interest, it was the Necky Aruluk III kayak with a off white
> bottom, yellow top, grean seam stripe with matching green hatches, that had my
> attention.  

Nothing unusual here...

> So engrossed was I in the kayak that I turned left instead of right
> and followed the kayak, errr, car down the street.  Why, I don't know, its just
> something I had to do!  

Nor here...

> At the next light the kayak, err car, turned left
> heading toward the lake and I drove straight on.  

There's some weird behavior....

> A couple of miles up the road,
> after I quit wondering which part of the lake the kayak was heading for,  I
> realized I was driving 180 degrees from my intended course, so I did a lean turn
> with a bow sweep to reverse course, errr, I did a U Turn 

Aha! getting back on track...

> and headed on my origional float plan, err, shopping.

Huh? Wassamatta wit you, anyway?
> 
> Now the questions.....
> 
> Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?

What, you think a psychiatrist will make them easier to follow?

> Should I tell my wife?

Believe me, she knows. My wife can tell you to the day when I stopped
walking across parking lots to ogle sports cars and started walking
across parking lots to ogle boats. (BTW, I ogle ladies from a discreet
distance....She knows that, too)

> Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?

Who is?

> Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?

Normal PaddleWisenheimer...hfdla%#ihc*o(iasdfn!!!!nmc#_at_oaks**(nmkmlk*^%j
j^kkkll
Sorry, my oxymoron meter just pegged.

Steve
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From: <dldecker_at_se.mediaone.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 19:11:05 -0400
At 01:03 AM 10/17/99 -0400, dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com wrote:
>Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?
>Should I tell my wife?
>Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?
>Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?
>
>Thank You For Your Help!
>DanWhoHasToStopFollowingStrangeKayaksMcCarty
>
>
Whats the problem , it happens all the time don't it?? Thats not normal?

Dana
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From: BaysideBob <vaughan_at_jps.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 17:16:25 -0700
> >Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?
> >Should I tell my wife?
> >Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?
> >Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?
> >
> >Thank You For Your Help!
> >DanWhoHasToStopFollowingStrangeKayaksMcCarty
> >
> >
> Whats the problem , it happens all the time don't it?? Thats not normal?
>
> Dana
I must agree.  You are exhibiting perfectly normal behavior.
You are seeking true enlightenment, to be found at sea-level
not mountaintop.  The attraction to the kayak demonstrates
that your life-focus is reaching a superior level.  Far beyond
the mundane level of the supermarket shopping list.

This is a good thing.  I concur with the earlier comment that
your wife knows.  I'll add that she approves as well.  The true
life-partner will encourage your focus and not hesitate to assist
your acquisition of more vessels and attendant accessories.

May the tide flow in your direction
Bob

PS: if all else fails, try being really grouchy when you don't go out
and really nice after you have.  Works for me.


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From: <volinjo_at_juno.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 21:22:20 -0400
Well...I don't follow strange kayaks, but I have to admit, it's usually
only because I don't have the time to do it.  My daughter thinks I'm a
nutcase, because every time I pass a car with a kayak on it I cry out
"Kayak!"  If I pass a car that has racks, but no kayaks in the racks, I
cry out "Yak rack!"    She also thinks it's very strange that I say
"hello" to my kayak when I drive into the garage.

Now - do we take the opinion of a punk kid as gospel, or do we make our
own decisions?  Personally, I think that you and I are both PERFECTLY
sane.  And if anyone else disagrees, I don't especially want to hear from
them.

Joan

On Sun, 17 Oct 1999 01:03:20 -0400 dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com writes:
> I have a question for the Collective Paddle Wise List Knowledge....
> 
> This morning the wife send me out to do shopping and get breakfast.  
> As I was
> leaving my subdivision, I got to the stop sign where I'm supposed to 
> turn right
> to get to the grocery store.  At the stop sign, I'm heading east, I 
> noticed a
> car  on the opposite side of the  road heading west.  Understand, it 
> was not the
> car that got my interest, it was the Necky Aruluk III kayak with a 
> off white
> bottom, yellow top, grean seam stripe with matching green hatches, 
> that had my
> attention.  So engrossed was I in the kayak that I turned left 
> instead of right
> and followed the kayak, errr, car down the street.  Why, I don't 
> know, its just
> something I had to do!  At the next light the kayak, err car, turned 
> left
> heading toward the lake and I drove straight on.  A couple of miles 
> up the road,
> after I quit wondering which part of the lake the kayak was heading 
> for,  I
> realized I was driving 180 degrees from my intended course, so I did 
> a lean turn
> with a bow sweep to reverse course, errr,I did a U Turn and headed 
> on my
> origional float plan, err, shopping.
> 
> Now the questions.....
> 
> Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?
> Should I tell my wife?
> Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?
> Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?
> 
> Thank You For Your Help!
> DanWhoHasToStopFollowingStrangeKayaksMcCarty
> 
> 
> 
> 
>
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From: Michael Daly <michaeldaly_at_home.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 21:05:57 -0400
volinjo_at_juno.com wrote:
> 
> Well...I don't follow strange kayaks, but I have to admit, it's usually
> only because I don't have the time to do it.  My daughter thinks I'm a
> nutcase, because every time I pass a car with a kayak on it I cry out
> "Kayak!"  If I pass a car that has racks, but no kayaks in the racks, I
> cry out "Yak rack!"    She also thinks it's very strange that I say
> "hello" to my kayak when I drive into the garage.
> 

And I thought I was the only one to do these things!

Mike
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From: <gpwecho_at_juno.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 11:51:46 -0500
On Sun, 17 Oct 1999 19:11:05 -0400 dldecker_at_se.mediaone.net writes:
>At 01:03 AM 10/17/99 -0400, dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com wrote:
>>Do I need mental health help because I'm following strange kayaks?
>>Should I tell my wife?
>>Is this a sign I'm not in my kayak enough?
>>Or is it just normal for a PaddleWisenhiemer?


Disgusting behavior following a strange kayak !  Any paddler worth his
salt would spend more time checking out the water at every bay, sound,
cove, river, creek, bayou, slough, canal, etc. his path happens to cross.
  Got to be honest here   ...I almost broke formation in a funeral
procession to "stop and look" one time   ...and I'm driving the
pallbearers vehicle !!    My wife has developed the most sarcastic way of
saying, "What'd you see ?" when I get back to the vehicle.  A word of
advice  ...ALWAYS take the car keys !!   8-)
...adieu   ...Peyton (Louisiana)

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From: Chris Kohut <chriskayak_at_earthlink.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 08:35:40 -0400
.....most psychologists would agree that addressing and greeting unfamiliar
paddle craft  and paddlecraft carriers is a  perfectly acceptable response to
seeing the same on the highways.
    I feel that caution is called for if aforementioned paddlecraft ever audibly
respond to your salutations.
                                                    ....just a thought
                                                                Chris

Michael Daly wrote:

> volinjo_at_juno.com wrote:
> >
> > Well...I don't follow strange kayaks, but I have to admit, it's usually
> > only because I don't have the time to do it.  My daughter thinks I'm a
> > nutcase, because every time I pass a car with a kayak on it I cry out
> > "Kayak!"  If I pass a car that has racks, but no kayaks in the racks, I
> > cry out "Yak rack!"    She also thinks it's very strange that I say
> > "hello" to my kayak when I drive into the garage.
> >
>
> And I thought I was the only one to do these things!
>
> Mike
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From: <dmccarty_at_us.ibm.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 09:45:51 -0400
|.....most psychologists would agree that addressing and greeting unfamiliar
|paddle craft  and paddlecraft carriers is a  perfectly acceptable response to
|seeing the same on the highways.
|    I feel that caution is called for if aforementioned paddlecraft ever
audibly
|respond to your salutations.
|                                                    ....just a thought
|                                                                Chris

Doh!

>From all the responses it seemed like I was pretty normal, for a kayaker at
least, and did not need professional mental health!  Until this bit of
information.

 Doesn't you kayak talk to you?

Rah Ro!
Dan McCarty


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From: Rene Milo <rmilo_at_ibm.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Do I need Help?
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 11:12:01 -0400
>From the thread "Teaching Greenland Inuit to Paddle"

"I have been told that the bond between a hunter and his boat was so 
important that a potential bride needed to be introduced to and accepted
by the kayak before the marriage could take place."

Going by that standard, merely saying Hi to your kayak might not be
enough.

Milo
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