>Confiscate my flares at the Senior Center?!?!? No way, Shawn, I'll sneak >'em in in my take-apart feathered cane! > >Jack Sorry Jack, ever since that dreadful accident last year at the Golden Paddles Strokes Home For Ancient Mariners (where a confused senior mistook his flare for his suppository), the staff are on to this smuggling method:-). Philip Torrens N49°16' W123°06' *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
This flare thread is getting my cheap Scotts blood up. Just because a flare's expiration date has passed doesn't mean it is instantly defective. The coast guard requires three current dated flares to be legal. You can have as many outdated ones as you want as long as you have three good ones to show the coast guard. Just like you need one approved pfd for legality and can have as many other unapproved ones as you like. So why discard flares that are 99.9% likely to work as well as the legal ones? Carry them along as extras. Who knows, you might need more than three. Unless you like shooting them off in the bathroom. 73 Gary Gary Pewitt N9ZSV/KT gpewitt_at_execpc.com 6120 W. Calumet Rd. Apt. 204, Milwaukee, WI 53223 414 355 8147 home 414 297 4307 work Sturgeon's Law "Ninety percent of everything is crap." *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - All postings copyright the author and not to be reproduced outside PaddleWise without author's permission Submissions: paddlewise_at_lists.intelenet.net Subscriptions: paddlewise-request_at_lists.intelenet.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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