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From: huck <huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu>
subject: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 13:18:22 -0500
Ok, Ralph, I acknowledge that you have a cool boat carrying vehicle. I also 
would like to recognize that over the last couple years on this list I have 
heard some crazy stories of boat carrying ability.
       
Care to make it interesting?

       I would like to see images of these kayak/canoe hauling monstrosities 
that the many previous posts have been describing. Maybe an informal 
competition of how many boats can your car reasonably carry. I suppose there 
ought to be rules governing the most overburdened vehicle. Kind of like the 
"rules" that governed the people who stuffed themselves into phone booths and 
VW bugs. We could post pictures on a separate site with every Paddlewiser 
getting one vote to throw at their boat of choice.

       My suggestions include:


       No bagged boats. - All must be in full view of impartial judges. 
Everyone knows that Ralph would thoroughly squish us with a dozen folders 
stored under th e seats of some van. We have to play fair.

       If you are going to carry a boat, you must have a passenger for it 
stuffed in the cars' cockpit, I mean passenger area, or whatever. This will 
limit most pickup owners to something like 3,4 or 8 with a crewcab. Just so we 
aren't seeing flatbed pickups hauling 40 little whitewater boats. The picture 
on the back of the NRS catalog comes to mind.

       Maybe some measurement like a boat to car weight ratio? (full tank)

       All persons limbs must be inside the car.

       My father has an electrical company and often uses a huge school bus to 
haul his electricians from site to site, it seats 60 and has a big full length 
rack on top. Getting the local kayak club together would be a cinch. - But in 
fairness, I automatically exclude myself from using it. (That would be sooo 
cool!)

       Should we mandate bow-stern lines? (I hate to bring that up again.)

       This could be really fun. The owner could have bragging rights placed 
right square in the the signature following their posts.
       Something like "Laydeeeesss and Gentlemen, Theeee undisputed 
heavyweight boat hauling champeeen of the world!!!!

       What do you think Paddlewisers? Care to show your portage vehicle?

       Phil Huck
       thekayaker_at_yahoo.com
       huck_at_mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu


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From: Mark Zen <canoeist_at_netbox.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 13:33:44 -0600 (MDT)
On Tue, 26 Oct 1999, huck wrote:
> 
> Ok, Ralph, I acknowledge that you have a cool boat carrying vehicle. I also 
> would like to recognize that over the last couple years on this list I have 
> heard some crazy stories of boat carrying ability.
>        
> Care to make it interesting?
> 
>        I would like to see images of these kayak/canoe hauling monstrosities 
> that the many previous posts have been describing. Maybe an informal 
> competition of how many boats can your car reasonably carry. I suppose there 
> ought to be rules governing the most overburdened vehicle. Kind of like the 
> "rules" that governed the people who stuffed themselves into phone booths and 
> VW bugs. We could post pictures on a separate site with every Paddlewiser 
> getting one vote to throw at their boat of choice.
> 
>        My suggestions include:
> 
> 
>        No bagged boats. - All must be in full view of impartial judges. 
> Everyone knows that Ralph would thoroughly squish us with a dozen folders 
> stored under th e seats of some van. We have to play fair.
> 
>        If you are going to carry a boat, you must have a passenger for it 
> stuffed in the cars' cockpit, I mean passenger area, or whatever. This will 
> limit most pickup owners to something like 3,4 or 8 with a crewcab. Just so we 
> aren't seeing flatbed pickups hauling 40 little whitewater boats. The picture 
> on the back of the NRS catalog comes to mind.

what if i take the family on a trip, and i take 2 boats for myself? i ask
because that's why we had so many boats on my car in a previous post!! i
wish i had a picture of it... one of the boats was a loaner... we had 3
people, boat seating for 6!!
 
>        Maybe some measurement like a boat to car weight ratio? (full tank)

cool!!

>        All persons limbs must be inside the car.
> 
>        My father has an electrical company and often uses a huge school bus to 
> haul his electricians from site to site, it seats 60 and has a big full length 
> rack on top. Getting the local kayak club together would be a cinch. - But in 
> fairness, I automatically exclude myself from using it. (That would be sooo 
> cool!)
> 
>        Should we mandate bow-stern lines? (I hate to bring that up again.)
> 
>        This could be really fun. The owner could have bragging rights placed 
> right square in the the signature following their posts.
>        Something like "Laydeeeesss and Gentlemen, Theeee undisputed 
> heavyweight boat hauling champeeen of the world!!!!
> 
>        What do you think Paddlewisers? Care to show your portage vehicle?

this was mellow, 17' aluminum canoe, 15' whitewater canoe, and 15' kayak:

http://www.diac.com/~zen/mark/photo/alegrp1b.jpg

i'll have to borrow another boat to "recreate" the larger load ;-)

mark
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From: Steve Cramer <cramer_at_coe.uga.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 16:09:06 -0400
Mark Zen wrote:
> 
> >        What do you think Paddlewisers? Care to show your portage vehicle?
> 
> this was mellow, 17' aluminum canoe, 15' whitewater canoe, and 15' kayak:
> 
> http://www.diac.com/~zen/mark/photo/alegrp1b.jpg
> 
> i'll have to borrow another boat to "recreate" the larger load ;-)

Three? We're supposed to be impressed by three? :) And aren't you
missing a paddler? Looks like 2 tandems up there.

I've never really carried enough to impress myself. Carried 5-6 WW
kayaks stacked edgewise, or 2 canoes and two kayaks. Done that several
times. I don't think I have photo dox, anyhow.

Steve
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From: Kirk Olsen <kolsen_at_imagelan.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 16:42:22 -0400 (EDT)
On Tue, 26 Oct 1999, huck wrote:

My personal record for shuttles was 20 canoes and 40 bodies, plus a weekend
worth of camping gear for everyone, split between 2 10 wheel dump trucks.

Ah, the joys of the local lumberjack's annual wood river trip in Northwest 
Rhode Island...

Yes there really are lumberjacks in rhode island.

Sorry no pictures.  It was definitely a memorable trip, joining them once
was enough for me thanks.

kirk
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From: <Sandykayak_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 16:21:49 EDT
In a message dated 10/26/1999 3:47:07 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
canoeist_at_netbox.com writes:

<< this was mellow, 17' aluminum canoe, 15' whitewater canoe, and 15' kayak: 
>>
Still, it was pretty cool, Mark.  Looks like it was on an SUV.

Sandy Kramer

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From: Mark Zen <canoeist_at_netbox.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Kayak Stackers "Who da Man?"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 15:05:32 -0600 (MDT)
On Tue, 26 Oct 1999 Sandykayak_at_aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 10/26/1999 3:47:07 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
> canoeist_at_netbox.com writes:
> 
> << this was mellow, 17' aluminum canoe, 15' whitewater canoe, and 15' kayak: 
> >>
> Still, it was pretty cool, Mark.  Looks like it was on an SUV.
> 
> Sandy Kramer

and steve said something about missing a person... the WW canoe had three
seats, so it could be paddled tandem or solo. at 6' 200#+ it was ok as a
solo [wish i still had it] and a real blast as a tandem...

it was an old [76] ford truck. "extra cab" could have carried a couple
more folks!!

mark

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