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From: Paul Hollerbach <paulhollerbach_at_netzero.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] Nearly fatal
Date: Wed, 8 Mar 2000 10:11:50 -0500
>But how many kayak shops advise, or newbies
> consider, that a boat without proper equipment is just a floating coffin?
> 
> - -Nick


I have to chime in here and say that the one I sometimes work in does. We
don't use such frightening terms, but we do tell new customers what is what
in clear, unadorned language that cannot be misinterpreted by anyone the
inherent dagers of paddling small boats uninformed, in cold water, wind and
currents. We sell them pumps, skirts, floatbags and wet or drysuits when
possible, as they are comitted to purchasing the kayak or canoe already in
their minds and consider these accessories, like the paddle and PFD once
they hear our safety talk. We tell them that we are not trying to make more
sales, but want to be assured that they will return to their families at
the end of a day out, not show up on the evening news. If they are wanting
to demo a boat and the water is cold, we give them a rental drysuit and
tell them exactly why they are to wear it.

Some stare at me wide-eyed (deer-in-the-headlights) and get what I'm
saying, are grateful for the candor and concern for their safety. Some wear
the Invulnerability Armor, which I sometimes poke holes in with my Terror
On The Hudson story, some of you may remember told here two years ago.
After hearing it, those macho-types usually think twice, if not cave and
just buy the safety gear.

At the minimum, we hand out bright orange flyers with every boat sale, or
inquiry that seems serious, or to anyone asking for a store brochure, too,
and that orange flyer is all about cold shock and hypothermia written in
unmitigating terms. These are also in the brochure rack at the front door.

I don't know which dealer sold that Loon, but I can guess, as there aren't
that many around, esp. near Debbie to get demo boats from. They are much
bigger than we are and it seems to me if a customer dies they stand to lose
more than a settlement in a lawsuit, there's the bad press and reputaion,
too.

I see people in cotton street clothes a lot on cold water, many times
without PFDs. I assess them as I get near, sometimes I give them the talk,
sometimes I paddle on saying nothing. It's not an easy choice to make, the
latter, but there are people who will react with hodtility no matter how
you couch your advice and concern and I can see that it'd be a waste of my
time. Darwin Awards contestants...


Paul Hollerbach, survivor of his own stupidity (but just barely)
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From: Ulli Hoeger <uhoeger_at_is.dal.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] Nearly fatal
Date: Tue, 7 Mar 2000 10:57:17 -0400
Hi all,

The wet one hopefully learned his lesson.  Without proper 
equipment he would have been a candidate for a fine by the 
coastguard or whoever is in charge.  Bad for him that nature stroke 
first.  
>From my experience dealers try to sell you as much as possible -
telling you more or less good reasons why you need all that stuff-, 
but shouldn't manufacturers outfit boats like the loon, i.e. made 
without bulkheads, with at least on floatbag installed ?  That 
shouldn't increase the price significantly, what is probably the 
concern of dealers if they sell only outfitted boats.

Most of you mentioned safety equipment like sprayskirts, 
paddlefloats, bailer, flares, vhf radio......
At least the last two are out of question for most "once in a while 
boaters". In some parts of the world you need even special 
permissions and certificates to carry them in your boat (another 
problem if you travel and smuggle flares on aircrafts, you might 
break local firearm laws).
But what is all safety equipment good for if people don't know how 
to use it.  You read in a book about the paddlefloat rescue, are you 
able to do it? I doubt that! You wouldn't be successfull in a pool (no 
waves, no wind, not cold) within the first 2 or 3 attemps.  And who 
can do a paddle float rescue in moving water? For sure not 
somebody like the wet one.   
If you never did a wet exit, how likely is it that you panic because 
you feel trapped by the sprayskirt (ripcord under the coaming) in a 
real life "head lower than your butt" situation? Maybe that was the 
reason when I rented a Loon last summer and had to ask for a 
spray skirt.

To solve this kind of problems a driver's licence for paddlers would 
be required..., but nobody would like to see that happen. BTW: 
Could I rent a seakayak in, lets say BC, without proofing somehow 
that I have experience to handle boat and conditions? If the answer 
is NO, what would be such a certificate?  BCU level whatever 
certificate or a on site demonstration of paddling skills?

My two cents

Ulli (who was the first time in a kayak during a self rescue clinic  -I 
wanted to know what to do if....)
Ulli Hoeger
Dept. Physiology and Biophysics
Dalhousie University
Halifax, B3H4H7, Nova Scotia
Canada

Phone I : 902-494-2673
Fax: 902-494-1685
Phone II :902-488-6796
http://is.dal.ca/~uhoeger
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