Re: [Paddlewise] looking for a goodwitchdoctor

From: Shawn W. Baker <baker_at_montana.com>
Date: Sun, 30 Apr 2000 23:30:53 -0600
2 more Suggestions:  (based on the Patrick McManus theory I was reminded
of in Dave Seng's post)

The ReallyGreatDeal.  Tell her you bought the new boat for half price. 
(My wife loves a good deal).  Bribe your FriendlyLocalPaddleshopOwner to
go along with the "tale".  Say you bought the boat for $600.  Tell the
FriendlyLocal PaddleshopOwner that if your wife calls, to tell her boat
normally retails for $1200.

Bag-o'-Parts.
Buy a boat.  Take it to a friend's house.  Completely disassemble it. 
Take it home, piece by piece.  Spouses are more forgiving of you buying
a part to a boat "you already have" than a whole new boat.

Good luck!

Shawn
Who can relate.  I have one boat, building #2, but I seem to "get in
trouble" for the 2 friends' boats I'm storing.  "Why do you need a new
boat, you already have 3 hanging in the garage?!"  (There's no
convincing her that #3 and #4 aren't mine.  Of course, if I ever do buy
another boat, my friends will have to find a new place to store theirs
for awhile, and my wife won't be any the wiser!

Phil Huck wrote:
> 
> Does anybody have any suggestions for improving
> my three-boat limit? Please understand, that I paddle 8-10 hours a week,
> generally while teaching kayaking classes, the rest is on my own and with
> other family/friends. 
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