Re: [Paddlewise] Rolling, You get it, then you lose it

    Sometimes a roll is like sex, at least for those of us that have been 
married a good long time. When you want or need it the most,....it ain't 
gonna happen. But as soon as you relax and adopt a nonchalant approach, it 
seems to be there every time you turn around.  After years of marriage, er 
.... I mean paddling, you won't really need that roll, but it will always be 
there ready for a little attention.

    Last night some friends and I were talking about lusting after boats that 
we don't own. Well, anyway one of my more astute friends said "Kayaks are 
like women. You're always gonna look and you're always gonna dream. But in 
the end, you'll find that the one you 're lusting over probably isn't as good 
as the one you have now.".  Hmmmm, almost like "Thou shalt not covet thy 
neighbors kayak".  On the other hand, if kayaks were women, I'd be so 
burdened with alimony payments that I wouldn't be able to afford the gas to 
get to the coast. Never mind that, I'd be in jail for bigamy.

    My apologies to any ladies who might be offended these correlations.

So many boats, so little time.
Jed  ;-)
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