Re: [Paddlewise] Cretins and Sad Mutations...& Cotton Mouth's

From: ralph diaz <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2000 09:49:03 -0700
Fred T, CA Kayaker wrote:
> 
> And remember:  Never ask anyone where they are from.  If they are from
> Texas they will tell you.  Otherwise, you don't want to embarrass them.
> 
> Fred
> California Kayaker
> (Raised in the country in N. Central Texas.  Closest water - Wind
> Mill.   Please don't tell anyone - they don't know I'm from Texas. I don't
> want Yall to shun me.)

Don't mess with Texas.  Our web school marm, Jackie Fenton, is from
several generations of Texans.

Texas is a hotbed of sea kayaking (well hot anyway).  My understanding
of coastal waters is that you have to go out quite aways before you have
enough water under your keel to float.  So you tucker out from walking
well before you get to start paddling.  But the good news is that you
won't get water in over the top of your cowboy boots.  Also Texans
paddle with sprayskirts made of mosquito netting.  The bugs are so
numerous that they form a barrier that keeps sea spray out but allows
body vapors to pass through. It is a patented breathable waterproof
process called Critter-TEX; for obvious reasons, Texans are not allowed
to use GORE-tex.

Don't mind me.  There were 12 murders on my block this morning and I am
procrastinating from cleaning up the mess before I go to the Downtown
Boathouse this morning to sweep out all the floating condoms (probably
left over from the 4th use; I don't mean in terms of uses for a condom
discussed in Paddlewise recently; I mean _used_ four times) and floating
needles in the embayment before the annual Regatta.  Besides I can't
seem to find my AK-47 that I will need for the subway ride down there.

ralph diaz
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