Re: [Paddlewise] Subj: Cretins and Sad Mutations...

From: Jackie Fenton <jackie_at_intelenet.net>
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2000 11:07:23 -0700 (PDT)
> >Terrible place to live and work and especially play.
> 
> Yup, you are 125% correct. Florida ranks right up there, and no offense, 
> probally rates as a worse place than Tx to live / play / work. Heck, I 
> believe that even the mosquitos here are bigger and more vicious than Tx.

Hey!  Now wait just a dang minute, there!  Texas mosquitos are so big, 
just one requires an entire rudder for a perch!  And they are so vicious, 
they eat Power Bars and can suck all the blood out of a Texas longhorn in
two minutes flat!  We even rope 'em and use 'em as kites to propel our kayaks
through the water!  :-p

Jackie (way way west of Elian)
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