Hi All, I guess I have been letting the stuff from that fellow go by since he sends dozens of these messages to the newsgroups each day. He actually references PaddleWise in some slightly varied version of his message to the newsgroups that went right by me. It even has Paddlewise in the title as you can see. This comes from a message sent to a bunch of the newsgroups in the rec.boats.paddle family. I am using broken lines to mark off what he writes. I eliminated his return address. --------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: Drysuit Murders and Paddlewise Newsgroups: rec.boats.paddle.whitewater, rec.boats.paddle, rec.boats.paddle.touring, uk.rec.boats.paddle Date: 2001-05-13 04:46:54 PST Serial Killers on rec.boats.paddle Do not lie to people about rolls and paddlefloats to murder them.This is why Canoe and Kayak Mag, Seakayaker Mag, Ralph Diaz, Matt Broze etc. are in such serious trouble with charges of murder in the second degree. Paddlewise is a particularly murderous little kayak cult. I receive their packets via a SPONSON SAFETY advocate. I warned intelenet.net (Jackie Fenton etc.) that they would create a murder cult, 400 US paddler deaths ago. For example, Ralph Diaz tries to kill Kevin Whilden by telling him to zip up this drysuit in hot weather, causing heatstroke. Kevin says no, he is going to take the risks. Why not simply wear a wetsuit and use 20 second sponsons, like a child, judge and jury. Paddle fully flooded boat to safety, escaping hypothermia and heatstroke from a drysuit? A child judge and jury. 20 seconds. WHY murder people. The judge and jury are not cult members. The police deprtment is not in the cult. The media is not in the murder cult. They simply ask Why did they murder the 1000 US paddlers in the US COAST GUARD DATABASE. The dozen models of 20 second sponsons negate the need for a Ralph Diaz drysuit murder. ---------------------------------------- I bet you didn't know you that by joining Paddlewise that you became part of a killer cult! And, honest, I am not trying to kill Kevin off...just simply differences of views. best, ralph diaz -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ralph Diaz . . . Folding Kayaker newsletter PO Box 0754, New York, NY 10024 Tel: 212-724-5069; E-mail: rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com "Where's your sea kayak?"----"It's in the bag." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
> >They simply ask Why did they murder the 1000 US paddlers in the US COAST >GUARD DATABASE. OK, maybe I should come clean. It was really me who murdered those 1000 kayakers. Everyone else should stop taking the blame. I guess, once I got a taste of paddling blood on my hands I couldn't stop. Maybe admitting I have a problem is the first step towards recovery. Except Kevin. He murdered himself, what with that killing machine they call a "drysuit". By zipping that dry"death"suit up the resulting trapped heat caused the drysuit to expand and explode -- it was a horrible mess and took several nearby paddlers and a few baby seals with it. -Patrick (Taking the fall so everyone else can enjoy paddling) *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Don't sweat it, Ralph. Although I have never defended a serial killer who is a member of a murder cult, I have spent about half a year working on on a mass murder's appeal at the Court of Appeal level. Just call collect from jail when they pick you up. Richard Culpeper ralph diaz wrote: > Hi All, > > I guess I have been letting the stuff from that fellow go by since he sends > dozens of these messages to the newsgroups each day. He actually references > PaddleWise in some slightly varied version of his message to the newsgroups > that went right by me. It even has Paddlewise in the title as you can see. --snip-- > Serial Killers on rec.boats.paddle > > Do not lie to people about rolls and paddlefloats to murder them.This is why > Canoe and Kayak Mag, Seakayaker Mag, Ralph Diaz, Matt Broze etc. are in such > serious trouble with charges of murder in the second degree. > > Paddlewise is a particularly murderous little kayak cult. I receive their > packets via a SPONSON SAFETY advocate. > > I warned intelenet.net (Jackie Fenton etc.) that they would create a murder > cult, 400 US paddler deaths ago. For example, Ralph Diaz tries to kill Kevin > Whilden --snip-- *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Ralph, Thanks for the heads-up that you're trying to kill me. :) There's no need however, since I do a pretty good job of that myself, paddling always in a drysuit and without sponsons. Hasn't worked yet though, so I guess I'm not perfect. Darn it... For those who are curious about why my name is involved. Last year I wrote a drysuit review for Sea Kayaker, which started a debate between Ralph and I (on PW and in the letters to the editor in SK). The essence of the debate is that I suggested unrolling a drysuit while on the water as a way to manage heat in certain difficult situations (e.g. hot still mornings on cold water, with wind expected later in the day). Ralph kindly pointed out that I hadn't adequately explained when and how this might be a good idea for someone to consider increasing their risk in such a gross manner. As far as I could tell, the debate was amicable enough, and I certainly appreciate Ralph's position. Cheers, Kevin ----- Original Message ----- From: "ralph diaz" <rdiaz_at_ix.netcom.com> To: <PaddleWise_at_paddlewise.net> Sent: Sunday, May 13, 2001 1:44 PM Subject: [Paddlewise] More on the newsgroup charges <snip -- TI's ravings below> > > I warned intelenet.net (Jackie Fenton etc.) that they would create a murder > cult, 400 US paddler deaths ago. For example, Ralph Diaz tries to kill Kevin > Whilden by telling him to zip up this drysuit in hot weather, causing > heatstroke. Kevin says no, he is going to take the risks. Why not simply > wear a wetsuit and use 20 second sponsons, like a child, judge and jury. > Paddle fully flooded boat to safety, escaping hypothermia and heatstroke > from a drysuit? *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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