Re: [Paddlewise] Jet Ski Disagreement (humor)

From: Mark Arnold <mjamja_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 20:54:33 -0500
> Some confusion here. Our quarry is the jet ski, not the jet skier. Some of
> us will hang the trophy over our fireplaces. Some will make use of all the
> parts. Most of us have no use for the skier.

Just as I believe I am one with my kayak many Jet Skiers have a very close
attachment to the Jet Ski.  They even tie themselves to the ignition so
they will not be separated from the ski.  That fact and the harvesting
methods described (torpedos, flare guns, etc) would indicate that the Jet
Skier would be seriously injured if not killed in the hunt.  For that
reason I must still object to the hunt whether for the jet ski, the jet
skier, or the combination.    

Mark J. Arnold
V.P. B.S for PETAJ U.S.
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