Re: [Paddlewise] Jet Ski Disagreement (humor)

From: Steve Cramer <cramersec_at_charter.net>
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 10:31:07 -0400
Mark Arnold wrote:
>>Some confusion here. Our quarry is the jet ski, not the jet skier. Some of
>>us will hang the trophy over our fireplaces. Some will make use of all the
>>parts. Most of us have no use for the skier.
> 
> 
> Just as I believe I am one with my kayak many Jet Skiers have a very close
> attachment to the Jet Ski.  They even tie themselves to the ignition so
> they will not be separated from the ski.  That fact and the harvesting
> methods described (torpedos, flare guns, etc) would indicate that the Jet
> Skier would be seriously injured if not killed in the hunt.  For that
> reason I must still object to the hunt whether for the jet ski, the jet
> skier, or the combination.    

Then you should have no objection to stalking the jet skis and taking them on 
the trailer, right? Or is that like shooting ducks on the nest?

-- 
Steve Cramer
Athens, GA
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