Re: [Paddlewise] Confessions of a Granola Paddler

From: Doug Lloyd <dalloyd_at_telus.net>
Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 23:32:25 -0700
Rob boy said (snip):

>>I love looking at neon-colored bikini clad blonds (uh, females) alighting
their tents for a morning dip as the cool moist air invigorates each one's
fleshy exoskeleton highlights (okay, so I can dream);<<

>Doug, Doug, Doug...easy boy...easy now!<

Err, sorry 'bout that...I was really just counterpointing senior citizen
Kruger's wrinkly stinkin wetsuit Greybeard missive, as a journalistic
manoeuvre, you know, really. Actually, I learned early on in my paddling
career to avoid long solo wilderness sea journeys that encounter mid-trip
hot-chick spots like Hot Spring Cove north of Tofino. 'Course these days
everyone wears cloths, so its not so difficult to take while passing
through.

>Overall, I like Paddler, they have a sense of humour, however, I warn thee
to leave the maturing adult temperament aside as it can get a bit thick with
the Thrasher Teen mentality. (Memorable line: It's hard to look cool when
you're swimmin'.) But overall if the overly hyped ads with the improbable
images help those responsible for the occasionally good research and
development, I'd say we all benefit once in a while.<

Check out the images on page 27 of Paddler, called "Out of (and Around)
Africa."  Huge Atlantic swell rumbles ashore, five lines deep, as S.A.
Gerhard Moolman paddled his surfski 3600 miles along the coast of Africa
last year. Wasn't it Derek Hutchinson that said the western shores of Africa
were the last great frontier to kayakers. Someone just tore a huge chunk out
of that coast line. I hope that their editor guy, Eugene Buchanan, continues
to take note that we here sea kayakers ain't no bunch of wussies, and can
crank out sustained commitment venues that Rodeo dudes ain't even dreamed of
in terms of longer-term fear factors -- and its all done without Z-lines,
pullies, and foam pillars by rational men and women surviving on inner
strength and toothpaste (Sutherland/Gillett respectively).

Doug Lloyd
Victoria BC

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