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From: Warner Family <hmgwarner_at_shaw.ca>
subject: [Paddlewise] Lions, and tigers, and bears. Oh My! Oh My!
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 19:59:28 -0700
It's true that prior to the arrival of Europeans native North Americans 
lived in constant fear of been eaten by large animals.  Their oral history 
is rich with tales of  people being attacked and consumed in the middle of 
the night, middle of the day, while brushing their teeth, peeing, or simply 
sitting on a rock watching the rivers and waters flow by.

Grizzlies were known to roll up a teepee just like a wrap and munch 
down.  You thought the "Farside", was original. Larson stole all those 
images from ancient pictographs.

The carnage was horrible.  Remember there were a lot more bears back then 
as well as wolves, cougars, gators and beavers.

Yes I mean beavers.  I once heard an elder repeat the following 
story.  Hoppy was the bravest of hunters.  Once when his family had not 
eaten for many days he paddled down the coast to where he knew the deer 
came to wash up after eating some silly kayakers.  Side surfing to shore 
Hoppy jumped out of his kayak and silently approached the deer trail.  He 
stood very still so as not to scare the deer when they came down to the 
water.  He stood so long that a beaver came up, mistook him for a tree, and 
gnawed Hoppy's right  leg off. Hoppy never said a word but waited until a 
deer came. Snatching up his leg he hopped out and stuffed the severed limb 
down the deers throat choking it to death.

Every trip to the middens meant a sudden death experience was just over the 
bank.  In fact people lived in a perpetual state of war with these large 
carnivores.

Thankfully Europeans turned up and now we're much more civilized. For 
example Steve Davis lives up in what we call the Highlands - the last wild 
area on the Saanich Peninsula.  Last year one of his neighbours took little 
Fido out for a walk.  A cougar jumped Fido and ate him.  Later that day 
conservation officers showed up and tracked the cat down and killed it.

We live in these wild areas because they are wild but don't seem to be able 
to live with the consequences of our choices.  I believe that if you bring 
a snack to dinner don't be alarmed when it gets eaten.

Last year I think there were two cougar attacks on people here in BC.  Both 
people survived.  Bear and cougar attacks do happen.  But lets put them 
into perspective.  For example we could compare wild animal attacks to 
attacks by the family dog.  I'll bet my boat the dogs come out ahead by a 
very very wide margin.

A few years ago I saw this home video of some family out hiking in one of 
the US National Parks.  There's little Fluffy running down the trail.  Then 
there's a hell of a lot of yipping and yapping.  Two yips and a yap is 
enough ton make my blood boil.  Suddenly here comes Fluffy right back to 
big Momma with the one really upset bear hot on it's tail.  The last frames 
are of the camera falling and rolling around on the ground.  The message 
was don't take your pets hiking or camping.  What a hoot.

Finally I leave you with this.  If you're to scared to go down to the woods 
to day - there's always Disney World.  I'm told the log ride is just like 
surfing.

Have a good one.
Gordin Warner

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