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From: Jolie Francine Wheeling <jolie_at_rockisland.com>
subject: [Paddlewise] Fw: Fw: Fw: Attaching women
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 19:12:00 -0700
Doug said:


 There
> is an atavistic preponderance of one or two memories from my past life,
> though that life was cut short when a trigger-happy Alaskan kayaker shot
me
> dead after failing to properly interpret my non-violent, territorial
> posturing body-language. I forgave him immediately with my last
bear-breath
> and thus achieved good Karma, which meant of course that I was reborn as a
> resident of Canada.  :-)
>
> Not sure what I'll be next time around. Probably some kayak-widow, or
maybe
> worse -- one of them sophisticated Puget Sound, San Juan bound paddlers
with
> their lightweight Carbonfiber paddle, Kevlar kayak with kayak-lifting
> straps, wearing Tevas, skimpy Quick-Dry shorts, poly "T-shirt" and an
> expensive zippered Gortex paddling jacket tucked under the bungies
shooting
> whales with my Mega-pixel digital camera listening to resident pods with
my
> latest underwater sound-amplification device.

Surely you aren't referring to MY paddling partners??

Jolie
>
>
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