Tom said: >>I guess I'm on a roll today... ;)...I watched a great program on the teli last night... all about the Columbia Bar off the Washington-Oregon coast....I am curious if any of you have had boating experiences near the river mouth. Or is that just an ignorant question, it possibly being an insane idea in the first place?<< Tom, I was definitely "on a roll" ( or two) on the trip below. BTW, Dave in Astoria e-mailed me a link to a story from the local papers down there a few months after my trip ( a few years ago, now). A number of crab fishermen died off the same jetty that summer, capsized by sneaker waves. Apparently, the Army Core of Engineers, unbeknownst to the public, had been dumping dredging spoils off that spot for some time, adding to the wave amplification. I knew something was up when I could keep seeing eerily coloured, sand-laden water in the troughs, even though I was in supposedly deeper water. FYI, "surf-forward" waves were waves that steepened and moved *perpendicular* to the beach. These I utilized to propel the kayak northward, between the more regularly breaking ones from the west (that were moving toward shore). You need to "make-it-up-as-you-go" sometimes in this sport, when all hell breaks loose and you still want to nail the Devil by the short hairs. >From my log: The Columbia River: Risk and Reward This past May I headed to the US to paddle portions of Oregon's swell-battered coastline, and in particular, the salt-influenced section of the 2000-km long Columbia River and its discharge over the notorious Columbia River Bar. I came to the conclusion that the "Columbia" is a river that spills both the silt of pre-history and the flux of contemporary time into an undercurrent that seemed to sweep away one's very soul into the fathomless depths. To paddle here, where the mighty meets the immutable, is to be immersed by the absolute. The surface lay still as I dipped each paddle blade consciously into the caliginous depths of the backwater slough. Evidence of recent slide activity abounded along the estuary shoreline, miles from the Pacific, where the rusted, twisted remains of railway track disappeared into the brackish waters. Further upstream, I was told, there was evidence of a 2-foot drop of the earth's surface in the region during a massive subduction quake. I imagined the indigenous peoples fleeing, as a giant tidal wave washed overland. Moving out toward the main stem of the Columbia River, I passed over the shallows of ever shifting sand-shoals and around sensitive island refuge. Although the scope of the area was broad, sufficient landmarks were present such that I found it difficult to believe that paddlers had become disoriented amongst the low-lying islands. My friend from Astoria ingratiated himself by leading me to all the local historical landmarks, including Pillar Rock and an abandoned cannery from bygone days of unprecedented historical Chinook runs. Record setting temperatures, brilliant sunshine, a well-planned route with tide, and amicable conversation leant itself to an unforgettable day I shall cherish forever. As we moved to the rhythm of wind and current, monolithic freighters passed dangerously close along serpentiform sections of river, their bellies full with the payloads of commerce. After lunching and launching, a "sneak route" was used to beat upwind against the vast funnel winds generated by topography and thermal gradients. I headed for Ilwaco the next day on my own, downstream on the Washington side. I had reconnoitered bar conditions from McKenzie Head and the cape the night before. The roar of huge tidal rapids ebbing and swirling seaward brought a lump to my throat. I was grateful for my Astorian host who had provided me with printed graphs from the seven current stations employed near the mouth. I've learned the hard way to reference such information with intensity. The Columbia Bar is two miles wide, located between two massive jetties extending far into the open ocean. A swell against ebb can see waves form up to 90-feet high -- challenging even the biggest vessels. As I passed the Coast Guard training center at Cape Disappointment beside the ever shifting Sand Island, it took real determination to make seaway against the growing flood-tide and threat of building onshore wind, while attempting to avoid "pop-up" breakers that had refracted around the north jetty. After the successful and far too easy crossing, I headed north to take a peak off the end of the mile-long north jetty, looking for some action. As I drew closer a dull roar coming over the top from the jetty's blind side intensified. Two jet skiers passed, swinging half a mile wide (just like the State Marine Board's directions suggested) to avoid the mayhem off the end of the jetty, where Peacock spit extended 2000 meters further offshore. A wall of waves broke randomly atop a building current -- some tumbling forward, some backwards -- as far as the eye could see. With trepidation, yet utter confidence in my abilities, equipment and roll, I entered into "no man's land". Eventually, the throb of fear formed a metallic taste in my mouth, more due to the durational aspect: swept further out into the middle of the mayhem, only the use of intermittent surf-forward waves enabled a safe transit out. I had to utilize every skill and reflex I possessed. By the halfway point, I was down to psychological sleight-of-hand, using positive, reinforcing, verbalized self-talk to get me out. I dared not think what the zone would look like on a winter day. The core of my body ached from the constant torsional adjusting. An onshore wind had thrown up a further rambunctious sea state. My problems weren't over. On the other side of the jetty, a gauntlet of far shore and near shore breakers, a 3-knot alongshore current and a dangerous undertow aimed itself at the formidable jetty. I capsized in the surf numerous times, trying to beat upwind and up-current away from the jetty. Clapotis action was irreverent and intense. To complicate matters, ropes from crab traps pulled taught in the current had laid out many unwary snares. When I finally made shore, never doubting I would, I decided not to tempt fate further -- that's part of negotiating risk versus reward. A deck cable had snapped, my nerves were shot, and my enthusiasm spent. I proceeded for the next hour to portage my heavy sea kayak over the 50-foot high rock jetty, and then headed on to other adventures along golden surf beaches, arch-formed islands, and spectacular headlands. Doug Lloyd Victoria BC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ "Whatever can be said at all can be said clearly and whatever cannot be said clearly should not be said at all." Ludwig Wittgenstein ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Happy Turkey Day to all the American Paddlewisenheimers. For you non-Americans, where it's not Thanksgiving . . . well, have a good day, anyway. -- Wes --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wes Boyd's Kayak Place NEW URL! -- http://www.kayakplace.com Kayaks for Big Guys (And Gals) | Trip Reports | Places To Go | Boats & Gear --------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
On Monday, October 14, 2002, at 10:40:39 PM PST, Doug Lloyd wrote: > Well, it's Thanksgiving in Canada anyway, eh. So, here's thanks to > all the trip report posters. A big thanks! Melissa said: <<<Happy Thanksgiving! (albeit a day late, eh). I too am thankful for the wonderful posts by Rev. Bob, Wes, Fernando, and others.<snip> >>> Sid has had some good ones too. BTW, I know you yanks lay claim to Thanksgiving's modern twist by way of the actions of a one William Bradford, gov to the Plymouth Colony who invited his Indian neighbors to certain festivities in 1621. Actually, the Great White North lays claim to an earlier inception: In 1578 after Martin Frobisher's fleet narrowly missed destruction on his voyage to Baffin Island, Edward Fenton (no relation to Jackie Fenton) made an oven then baked bread which he left for the Inuit to taste. He planted peas, corn and other grains as an expression of faith and hope - and to test crop expectations in the New World. Sorry John isn't around Paddlewise much anymore to fill in the gaps on this story (miss his "stories" I do), but suffice it to say canucks were first for Thanksgiving tradition (even if they were Elizabethan euro's). And we make better beer too, not to mention better kayaks and canoes, spectacular scenery, true pristine wilderness and universal health care - and unfortunately suffer with a decrepit Priminister and continual US media disrespect, you know, eh. Doug Lloyd *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
[Moderator's Note: Content unaltered. Excessive quoting (i.e. headers/footers/sig lines/comments from previous posts, etc.) have been removed. Please edit quoted material in addition to removing header/trailers when replying to posts.] And don't forgot that great Canadian jazz great Duke Ellington. The one whose theme song you always thought was "Take the A Train"--- it really was "Take the Train, Eh". Steve Holtzman ----- Original Message ----- From: "Doug Lloyd" <dougl_at_islandnet.com> > And we make better beer too, not > to mention better kayaks and canoes, spectacular scenery, true pristine > wilderness and universal health care - and unfortunately suffer with a > decrepit Priminister and continual US media disrespect, you know, eh. *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
I certainly agree Canadian beer is mighty good stuff, you make terrific kayaks, the scenery is amazing, and the health care puts the U.S. to shame. We are considering making Canada the 51st U.S. state! Happy Thanksgiving. Regards, Mike K. In a message dated 10/17/02 10:51:58 PM Pacific Daylight Time, dougl_at_islandnet.com writes: > Sorry John isn't around Paddlewise > much anymore to fill in the gaps on this story (miss his "stories" I > do), but suffice it to say canucks were first for Thanksgiving tradition > (even if they were Elizabethan euro's). And we make better beer too, not > to mention better kayaks and canoes, spectacular scenery, true pristine > wilderness and universal health care - and unfortunately suffer with a > decrepit Priminister and continual US media disrespect, you know, eh. > > Doug Lloyd > *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
Mike wrote: We are considering making Canada the 51st U.S. state! This is a terrible idea! Why take a good thing and pervert it? Bob (a loyal US citizen with open eyes) -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
In a message dated 10/17/2002 10:51:58 PM Pacific Daylight Time, dougl_at_islandnet.com writes: > And we make better beer too, not > to mention better kayaks and canoes, spectacular scenery, true pristine > wilderness and universal health care - and unfortunately suffer with a > decrepit Priminister and continual US media disrespect, you know, eh. 1.Beer: uh, sorry, Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale Ale is superb; Chimay outta Belgium is Godly. 2. Kayaks: I think so. The Khats by Feathercraft brings high performance and world wide portability into one package. 3. Scenery: on a par with Alaska? I think so, in a wilderness sense. 4. UHC: You don't like spending 20% of your income on it? 5. Prime Minister. We should only be so lucky. We don't even have the "Man With The Yellow Hat"! We got his sidekick. Rob G *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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