[Paddlewise] Camping Humor

From: <Rick.Sylvia_at_ferguson.com>
Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 11:49:32 -0400
A bit off topic.... Camping related, but not paddling directly.



"Hey", P'Wisers.  I need some help, please.  I have a close female
friend  who is single, mid 30's, a definite "city girl", doesn't like
bugs, being dirty, etc, and in a week she and her parents will be taking
her 6 year old daughter on their first camping trip ever (car camping on
Hatteras Island, NC)



Anyway, she asked to borrow some gear, so I thought that I'd slip into
the pile a "good luck" type of card, but I wanted to include some
handwritten or internet printed "tips".  That's where I need the help.
I'm looking for some humor, like "Top 10 things not to do on a camping
trip", or "Why wild animals find campers tastey", or whatever.  It just
needs to be some stuff to make her laugh, because so far, she's not a
happy camper (pun intended).  Can you help?  Anybody got anything, or
know where some stuff is on the net?



Thanks,



Rick
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