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From: Doug Lloyd <dalloyd_at_telus.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] deep brace?
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 21:47:17 -0700
Jerry posted:
>What exactly does the term 'deep brace' mean?<

A "deep brace" as defined in the paddlewise lexicon (under both
psychological and literal contexts):

- What the salesman is trying to get the newbie customer to do just before
ringing in the total (as in, "Sir, please take a deep breath and brace
yourself: Kevlar kayak, $4,400.00; carbon fibre paddle $400.00, spare paddle
$150.00; skirt $200.00; Dry-Suit $900.00; PFD $300.00; pogies, pump and
paddlefloat $150.00; booties, neo-hood, half-gloves $200.00; tow-line,
hydration bag, compass $200.00; flares, whistle, laser signal $200.00; GPS
and VHF $600.00. And oh yes, roof racks $300.00. That'll be $8,000.00. Now,
would you like to see our selection of tents and camping gear?"

- What Tord needs to add to his folder kayak to run his four-stroke
outboard.

- What we all do while holding onto the left and right chair arms when
clicking on a post that contains the signature of a certain litigious
non-syncretistic individual from down-under. :-)

Doug Lloyd
Victoria BC
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