While my wife, Sue, was battling snow and storm at Snoqualmie Pass with a busload of Royal City band students, Pam and I were planning a paddle on the Columbia River at Richland. Sue and the kids made it across and the next day (Saturday) dawned crisp and clear in central Washington and the Columbia River was calm and beautiful in the morning sunshine as I motored along next to it on the 2-lane highways that criss-cross the desert. My path to Richland took me through Beverly and Mattawa where I stopped to recover some election signs I had put into the ground on an earlier (and warmer) trip. Alan had lost that election and it wasn't any fun putting them in my trunk. So I had a trunkfull of "VOTE FOR ME" signs in the Kia when I drove across the bridge at Vernita and skirted the Hanford Nuclear Reservation on my way to the Tri-Cities. This area has fascinated me because partly because it's forbidding country - sparse and barren - but also because it's forbidden territory hosting the facilities that produced the plutonium for most of America's nuclear arsenal. It also borders the last free-running sections of the Columbia River east of the sections below Bonneville Dam. I tried to catch glimpses of the buildings standing in patches as I drove by on the highway at 65mph. In a little while I was alongside the Yakima River and watching for eagles and hawks but mostly seeing seagulls and geese. And not far after that I was entering Richland and driving through the neighborhoods of "alphabet houses" which were constructed for the workers at Hanford in World War II. The plans for these houses were given letters of the alphabet ("A", "B", "C" and so forth) and portions of Richland resemble the residential areas of military bases. An interesting drive for a guy whose parents were WWII participants. Pam and I had arranged to meet at Amon park's boat launch which has good parking, docks and is happily free of charge. Once on the Columbia we battled the current north and made our way into the main flow of the river. Almost nowhere along its route is the Columbia narrower than 1/2 mile and if it weren't for the current (about 1-1/2 knots) you'd think you were on a lake. Houses high on the bank of the opposite shore look out over vistas of Richland and north to the reactors of the nuclear reservation. Pam led me on one of her workout paddle runs north and close by the eastern shore of a sand island beset with herons, geese, and ducks. This part of the Columbia is a wildlife refuge and signs on the island ahead announced it was "closed". Pam said it was never "open" to humans. Even with the bright sunshine and the visibility the Columbia River is never to be taken lightly and especially during the late fall and winter when southerly winds blowing against the southerly current can kick up a nasty sea of closely-packed whitecaps. (Currents are normally named for the direction towards which they run while winds are named for the direction from which they come; not all that logical perhaps but we're stuck with it now.) This morning there are few whitecaps but lots of "rollers" of about 2-feet or a little more. Giving us a chance to surf against the current. Somewhere on this vast river there were some big waves because these looked to me like the leftovers of wind-driven waves that had made the turn around a bend and were now spending their energy going north. Once through the slop we cuddled close in the eddies along the sandy shore of the island startling at least one great blue heron minding his business in the grass. I watched him take off and fly away; sure enough, in the same direction we're headed. Why they don't fly around us and back the way we've come is a mystery to me. This guy, perhaps smarter than most, did that the second time he got nervous at our approach. A few miles later, at the northern end of the island and in the shadow of one of Hanford's reactors, we turned across some swirls and small rips and began our trip back downstream. The current divides here, as it does at all islands blocking the water's flow towards the sea some 250 miles further west. And where current meets any obstruction you can depend upon interesting water. The low sandy shore extended northwards into the water to form a shallow bank and we had to cross this bank with enough speed to get us around and safely headed south again before the current set us onto the shallows. As it often does on rivers, the wind had shifted from southerly through westerly until at this crucial point in our trip it was helping the current by blowing out of the north and onto the bank. We poured on the steam to get around and we were soon pointed back towards Richland. The trip back to the boat launch was pleasant and uneventful for us but not for the hundreds of geese which, panic-stricken at our approach, beat the water ahead of us to a froth taking off. They departed in waves and while they didn't exactly darken the sky for us as they did for the Lewis and Clark party who entered the Columbia just 5 miles south of us on their epic journey to Dave Kruger-land, they were certainly noticable. Our history, out here in the northwestern corner of the USA, isn't as long as some places but that makes it easier to think about. Pam says that some places have too much history and should learn to ignore parts of it. Back at the boat ramp I discovered that Alan's election signs made good padding for the trunk protecting the paint from the bottom of the Nimbus as I manhandled the kayak up to the rack. After loading our boats onto our cars we headed towards a small Italian restaurant for hand-thrown pizza and a long chat about paddling and life. Certainly not an epic trip but for me it was fun to get out on the water in a new place with an old friend. Next weekend, with all the snow in the mountains, will be the start of cross-country skiing! WooHoo! Craig Jungers Royal City, WA *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. 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Craig Jungers wrote: > Alan had lost that election and it wasn't any fun putting them > in my trunk. So I had a trunkfull of "VOTE FOR ME" signs in the Kia w > > Back at the boat ramp I discovered that Alan's election signs made good > padding for the trunk So. I have a huge number of signs - er - padding for kayaks available, at a very low cost (free). Some "friends" are using them for backings to their targets at the firing range. I did discover several things by running for an office (aka Advanced Civics 201): 1. Kayaking is more fun. 2. Don't listen to "friends" who say, "You should run for that office." (Craig) 3. Votes cost a lot of money. It probably would be cheaper to give money directly to voters. The winner paid about $100.00 per vote. 4. A corollary to 3. - People only vote if you take them to the polls (a bit cynical, I understand), or if they think they will profit enormously or suffer enormously. In my town only 30 percent (!) voted. 5. Truth and Justice run a poor third to Money spent on elections. And most emphatically, 6. Kayaking is a LOT more fun. WooHoo to you! *************************************************************************** PaddleWise Paddling Mailing List - Any opinions or suggestions expressed here are solely those of the writer(s). You must assume the entire responsibility for reliance upon them. All postings copyright the author. Submissions: PaddleWise_at_PaddleWise.net Subscriptions: PaddleWise-request_at_PaddleWise.net Website: http://www.paddlewise.net/ ***************************************************************************
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