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From: skimmer <skimmer_at_enter.net>
subject: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:44:05 4
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:52:44 -0800 
From:           	"Bradford R. Crain" <crainb_at_pdx.edu> 
To:             	PaddleWise_at_paddlewise.net 
Subject:        	[Paddlewise] health issues 

Re: Health issues 

Regarding such health issues, I think we will have to suffer with this  
nonsense for about another 6 weeks. After that, maybe some relief,  if 
ducks can be put into a row! 

Maybe you read recently that Texas is RUSHING to bring strip  mining and
massive coal-burning power generating plants on-line  before effective 
clean air regulation can be implemented. 

How long can you hold your breath? 

WHAT WE NEED IS MORE GOVmt REGULATION of our GOD  GIVEN Right to 
desicrate the earth! 

Chuck Sutherland 
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From: <Pamvetdr_at_aol.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:44:27 EST
Wait! 
  Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to this area 
of the country, having originated in the northern part of the continent.  
Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of other local 
species!  
    After all, when was the last time you saw a dugout or cedar canoe on the 
Columbia? (for me, it was last March or so).
     An attempt to clean up discharges should be supported, if only to 
encourage more local native species, but the balance should be maintained!
                        Pam  Washington State
  A serious problem has arisen along the main stem Columbia River
in the Pacific Northwest. Due to the dumping of effluent discharge
into the river by industrial entities, kayakers have not been reproducing
at their normal rate. If the current state of diminished reproductive rates
persists, kayakers will eventually go extinct. You can help by contacting
the EPA directly and demanding an investigation. Television news crews could
also expose this deplorable situation. Working together, we can reverse this
tragic trend, and once again have healthy vibrant populations of paddlers on
the water.


Bradford R. Crain
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From: Darryl <Darryl.Johnson_at_sympatico.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:00:39 -0500
> Wait! 
>   Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to this area 
> of the country, having originated in the northern part of the continent.  
> Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of other local 
> species!  
>     After all, when was the last time you saw a dugout or cedar canoe on the 
> Columbia? (for me, it was last March or so).
>      An attempt to clean up discharges should be supported, if only to 
> encourage more local native species, but the balance should be maintained!
>                         Pam

Wait again!!

I spent my childhood in the high Arctic. And while it was an unique 
and enjoyable experience, now that I've been a (relative) southerner 
for about 45 years, I'm not sure that I want to return to the Arctic 
in order to enjoy kayaking.

If I promise not to reproduce, can I be granted an exemption to 
paddle southern waters? Although I have reproduced, or so I'm told, 
the result has zero interest in kayaks. If it's not a drum that he 
can hit with a stick, he's not interested at all. He only interacts 
with other drummers (I hate to think of *that* gene pool!!)

-- 
  Darryl
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From: Paul Montgomery <paul_at_paddleandoar.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:38:30 -0800
On Nov 14, 2006, at 9:44 AM, Pamvetdr_at_aol.com wrote:

>   Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to  
> this area
> of the country, having originated in the northern part of the  
> continent.
> Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of  
> other local
> species!

Then they must be eradicated!

Paul Montgomery
paul_at_paddleandoar.com
http://paddleandoar.com
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From: Don Margiano <donjm_at_earthlink.net>
subject: RE: [Paddlewise] health issues and procreation
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:35:38 -0500
From: Paul Montgomery

>   Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to this area
> of the country, having originated in the northern part of the continent.
> Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of  
> other local species!

Personally, I haven't noticed the population of sea kayakers
diminishing but I do have a theory as to why it may be happening.
This may turn out to be a very unpopular opinion but I have noticed
the vast majority of sea yakers are typically of the politically
liberal persuasion.  U.S. census data clearly states that the 
reproduction rate for this group is less than the current U.S. average
of 2.3 children, a number required to only maintain the current
population, not grow it.  Southern and Midwestern conservative families
have a higher birth rate but have limited access to sea kayaking although
I'm sure many are using plastic boats to hunt and fish with.  The 
minorities, whose populations are mostly located in urban environments,
typically, not as a rule, do not have the access or the means to
invest more than $5000 in an unpopular sport.

I truly hope no one takes anything I wrote as elitist, racist or political.
None of it was meant to be.  These are just facts or observations
I have read, heard or seen from multiple data sources.

For the sake of disclosure I am an environmentalist, a moderate Republican,
a sea kayaker, an I have just one child.  Wanna talk about a dying breed???

Don M
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:28:16 -0800
Or irradiated?

BRC

Quoting Paul Montgomery <paul_at_paddleandoar.com>:

> On Nov 14, 2006, at 9:44 AM, Pamvetdr_at_aol.com wrote:
>
> >   Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to
> > this area
> > of the country, having originated in the northern part of the
> > continent.
> > Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of
> > other local
> > species!
>
> Then they must be eradicated!
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From: Tom Buckley <nbrunner_at_telus.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:47:01 -0800 (Pacific Standard Time)
 A dying species could be the result of a discharge problem for sure. Sorry,
the devil made me do it.
 
Tom
 
 
Wait! 
Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to this area 
Of the country, having originated in the northern part of the continent. 
Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of other
local 
Species! 
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From: Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:09:47 -0800
  It occurs that perhaps a captive breeding program run by the combined
Oregon and Washington Departments of Fish and Wildlife might reverse the
tide of diminished reproductive rates by kayakers due to point source
pollution in the mighty Columbia. Anyone want to suggest the names of
paddlers who you feel would make good brood stock and don't have to
go to work?

BRC

Quoting Tom Buckley <nbrunner_at_telus.net>:

>
>  A dying species could be the result of a discharge problem for sure. Sorry,
> the devil made me do it.
>
> Tom
>
>
> Wait!
> Kayakers, though a Native American species, are not indigenous to this area
> Of the country, having originated in the northern part of the continent.
> Attempts to encourage their proliferation may be at the expense of other
> local
> Species!
>
>
>


Bradford R. Crain
Department of Mathematics and Statistics
Portland State University
724 SW Harrison St.
334 Neuberger Hall
Portland, Or 97201

Phone:  503-725-3127
E-mail: crainb_at_pdx.edu
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From: Craig Jungers <crjungers_at_gmail.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:32:54 -0800
I would volunteer for the broodstock program except that I've undergone a
certain um... medical procedure that renders my ability to procreate
somewhat ineffective. Luckily, it hasn't reduced my enthusiasm for the
process itself, however. Unless, of course, it interferes with kayaking or
cross-country skiing. Or flying gliders. Or watching television programs
that feature kayaking, x/c skiing, or gliders. Hey.... wait a minute.....

And therein could be the problem. Unlike white-water kayakers who tend to be
young and virile, many sea kayakers are... um... of an age... in which the
testosterone fog has, shall we say.... lifted.

Actually the story of my... um... procedure is a good lesson for those who
are just now embarking upon a state of marital bliss. My wife and I lived
some distance from town and we decided to take our male cat in for a piece
of surgery that would leave him wondering just what exactly it was that made
him want to go outside at night. At any rate, on the way in my wife turned
to me and said, "Hey, as long as we're going in to town anyway...." and the
rest is history.

And I have the catnip mouse to prove this story.


Craig Jungers
Royal City, WA


On 11/14/06, Bradford R. Crain <crainb_at_pdx.edu> wrote:
>
>   It occurs that perhaps a captive breeding program run by the combined
> Oregon and Washington Departments of Fish and Wildlife might reverse the
> tide of diminished reproductive rates by kayakers due to point source
> pollution in the mighty Columbia. Anyone want to suggest the names of
> paddlers who you feel would make good brood stock and don't have to
> go to work?
>
> BRC
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From: Michael Daly <mikedaly_at_magma.ca>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:47:57 -0500
Craig Jungers wrote:
> I would volunteer for the broodstock program except that I've undergone a
> certain um... medical procedure that renders my ability to procreate
> somewhat ineffective. 

Don't worry - you can be part of the control group.  All the benefits, none of 
the liabilities.

Mike
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From: Dave Kruger <kdruger_at_pacifier.com>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 14:44:28 -0800
Bradford R. Crain wrote:
>  It occurs that perhaps a captive breeding program run by the combined
>  Oregon and Washington Departments of Fish and Wildlife might reverse
>  the tide of diminished reproductive rates by kayakers due to point
>  source pollution in the mighty Columbia. Anyone want to suggest the
>  names of paddlers who you feel would make good brood stock and don't
>  have to go to work?

All the paddlers I know have not had any trouble working and "brooding," 
'course, all they have produced is eggs!

-- 
Dave Kruger
Astoria, OR
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From: <wsmith16_at_charter.net>
subject: Re: [Paddlewise] health issues
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:11:49 -0800
It has been my observation here on the east coast that a disproportionate number of kayakers do not reproduce compared to the general population as well.

Initially, I attributed it to the effects of acid rain, and the subsequent leaching of heavy metals into the water. But, even paddlers who spend most of their time in pristine waters have the same issue, so there went that theory. Plus, lots of whitewater paddlers are into heavy metal, and some of them reproduce just the same.

Then I blamed global warming. Yeah, this might be it. Kayakers are venturing farther and farther north to paddle near things like icebergs, glaciers, and polar bears because the ice is melting. That brings more and more kayakers close to the magnetic effects of the north pole. And then I remembered that it never seemed to bother the inuit much.

Subsequently, I attributed it to the amounts of beer that kayakers consume after a paddle. Didn't fly once I looked at reproduction rates in countries known for heavy drinking. If anything, alcohol should reverse the problem for kayakers. 

I then decided to investigate the social aspect of it, and see if that might be the cause. Nope, plenty of sex going on, even while kayaking according to some reliable sources. 

So I came back to something in the water as the likely cause. Estrogen from commercial meat consumption and subsequent sewage discharge into rivers lowering sperm counts? It would have to be in the water, because a lot of kayakers I know are vegetarians. Industrial and agricultural chemicals? Possible........Hmmmm.....this is a tough one. 

Then I remembered that I never reproduced............and I was glad. Maybe I won't investigate it any further, because most kayakers I know are happy people. Just think, if the whole world kayaked, overpopulation would be cured, and everyone would be happy. It could happen......really.

Wayne


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