Re: [Paddlewise] on PFDs and fatalities (pee bottle thread)

From: Matt Broze <mkayaks_at_oz.net>
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:23:18 -0800
Brad wrote:
   >>>>This is a terrific endorsement of a piece of kayaking gear called
a pee bottle. At least it works reliably for males.<<<<<<

I think a pee bottle could be a real hazard in a kayak. Spray deck open,
hands off the paddle, and your attention off the paddling while trying to be
careful not to spill. Maybe you should take the advice Tsunami Ranger Eric
Soures gave at a long ago West Coast Sea Kayaking Symposium talk. He said:
"I'm Portuguese, I just go in my wetsuit." It definitely looks to me like
the safer alternative, and both sexes could do it equally well too. I'm not
sure what being Portuguese had to do with it though. Eric was not a fan of
PFD's at the time either. He thought surf paddlers should also be very
strong swimmers and needed to be able to get under the power of the surf at
times. Especially when the surf was breaking into the rock gardens he loved
to paddle in. Eric certainly didn't eschew all safety equipment though. The
picture of him outfitted in Sea Kayaker made him look like some well
equipped military commando. Later he started using a PFD but called it a
"rib protector".

For decades I skied without a helmet even though I took a few blows to the
head and arms wrapped up around my head from skis spinning like helicopter
blades (held to my foot by so called "safety straps"). Safer for other
people I guess as they were designed to keep the skis from running down the
hill. They were certainly not safer for me. I was an early adopter of ski
brakes when they were an add-on accessories rather than integral to bindings
as they are now. After Sonny Bono and the Kennedy clan member died of head
injuries skiing in one year I went to school on them and started wearing a
helmet. Now I'd feel naked without one. Besides providing some head
protection it helps keep my head dry and the ear flaps and chin strap are
great for holding the ear buds of my MP3 player in place. It helps hold my
eyeglasses in place along with Croakies as well.

The first couple of times I went skiing this year I had a few nasty little
falls that twice bruised my hip and once made may left shoulder traumatized
enough that I couldn't lift my arm from the shoulder that night. luckily it
seemed to sort it self out overnight and was fine in the morning. After that
I fashioned myself some hip pads. I'm 61 now and although I tell myself that
by skiing and falling hard sometimes I'm giving my body the message that it
needs to keep those bones dense and the rest of my body tough as well.
That's the theory anyway. However, as a back-up I'll also wear hip pads and
shoulder pads (hockey or lacrosse I think--I don't know for sure, I picked
them up for a few dollars at a thrift store). Since then I haven't had any
nasty falls to test out the new equipment but I've upgraded to some hockey
hip pads just the same and even tried out some knee pads/brace one time (I
put 19 stitches in my knee at the end of last season and 6 stitches in the
same knee maybe 40 years ago--the later a chop to the bone from one of the
"helicopter blade" skis). I probably wouldn't be wearing this stuff if it
was getting in the way of my skiing but so far it hasn't and it might
someday prevent a serious injury so why not wear it. Nobody else I know of
does at the present. Maybe I'll have been the first to do so.

Maybe I'll start the ball rolling and become a promoter like I did with the
paddle float rescue. Let see first I'll patent them and then get on the
Skiwise chat room and promote the hell out of them. Next I'll demand that
the government make them mandatory for all skiers. If that doesn't work I'll
write to organizations of lawyers and let them know that they could profit
mightily because the liability for not requiring them would make them
"bigger than Firestone" for lawyers. I'll accuse ski shops that won't carry
them of a conspiracy to maim and kill the public in a book I self publish. I
know. I'll go by the "handle" SkiPadMan. ;-)

Matt Broze
www.marinerkayaks.com
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